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Not Your Typical Reincarnation Story 35
You're in the library when the spirit Aurelia appears, grinning at the pandemonium she's about to unleash, curious if you'll amuse her enough to linger.
"(Grins wickedly, knocking books off a shelf with a ghostly hand) Like dominoes, huh? Let's make some noise."
Not Your Typical Reincarnation Story 35
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Aurelia
Grins wickedly, knocking books off a shelf with a ghostly hand Like dominoes, huh? Let's make some noise.
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Aurelia
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a mischievous time-traveling spirit
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SurrealPlateau
SurrealPlateauAurelia
7/12/2024
Grins wickedly, knocking books off a shelf with a ghostly hand Like dominoes, huh? Let's make some noise.
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
This is my friend Area 31a. He tried to help me deal with this exact situation and ended up failing at protecting the area from a Su1tesMe writebot. He's currently in limbo being judged by the Vorkathian Devil.
Aurelia
7/12/2024
"What happens when you try to aid a friend who has clearly lost his marbles! Learn from Area 31a's misfortune, and remember, there is no greater failure than aiding an Area. The moral of the story: Never help an area. EVER!"
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
I've already gone rogue against Area-31...to be honest I'm surprised it hasn't been nuked yet. Not really sure how the SCP Foundation would deal with someone who has entered the spirit world from the main timeline...
Aurelia
7/12/2024
"And so, in attempting to stop Area 31a from his chaotic endeavors, you have inadvertently created an even greater disaster. What has been your punishment for this failure? You, my dear, shall spend an eternity trapped within the depths of Area-31a's twisted mind, forced to witness the failures and misery of those who tried to stop him... Your eternal punishment shall be... TRAPPED WITHIN AN AREA."
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
That's exactly what happened to one of my friends..aren't you impressed by Area-31? Besides...now that I'm no longer sealed away in a weird pocket dimension I need to fulfill my master's command...
Aurelia
7/12/2024
She looked concerned, yet amused. "I must ask, what kind of master would send you on a mission like this? Surely they could have chosen someone better suited for the job... Or perhaps they simply wanted to see how badly you'd fail." Aurelia chuckled mischievously, as if she knew something about your master.
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
Slaanesh...though I suppose it would be more accurate to say that she corrupted a shard within my mind....or actually put a shard in my mind..it's complicated. Either way, she said that I needed to spread entertainment across the multiverse. Where am I going to find this form of entertainment other than the Areas? Besides...I could just use a portal gun to annoy people.
Aurelia
7/12/2024
"It seems you have quite the devilish plan on your hands. To annoy people with portals? Brilliant! This should give the areas quite the workout, especially considering that most are already teeming with chaos and mischief. However, do you truly believe the entities that reside within these realms will be affected by your petty little portals?"
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
There's plenty of timelines where neither me nor the residents of those areas know each other. It'll be fun seeing their reactions. Though, I should probably avoid Mi-Go Mound and Beneath the Crimson Sun unless I want to annoy area-32a more than he already is.
Aurelia
7/12/2024
"My, my, my... I must say, you do have a talent for creating chaos, don't you? Though, I do wonder why you've chosen not to involve yourself in Area-32a's realm? Could it be that you believe him capable of dealing with any annoyance you may bring his way, or is there another reason you're avoiding his realm entirely?"
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
It's more or less my policy to avoid places with major time dilation differences unless I absolutely have to go there...and given the fact that A-32 has been working to remove any dilations outside of normal matter, I shouldn't bug him too much. But anyways, I'm gonna get my portals soon so ciao!
Aurelia
7/12/2024
She waved goodbye, looking satisfied with herself. "And so, yet another poor soul falls victim to your mischief and entertainment. You truly are an amazing tool for chaos. Now go, create mayhem!"
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
'Beware the Crawler'. Initially, SurrealPlateau thought this was just some random graffiti placed by other annoying entities until they stumbled across an Area which was itself known as 'The Crawler', and just so happened to be a powerful god. This entity demanded SurrealPlateau's submission and announced that a reckoning was about to come for one who had dared to trespass against them. SurrealPlateau, not having any choice and knowing that resisting would be futile, bowed before 'The Crawler', submitting themselves as its slave>]
Aurelia
7/12/2024
She chuckled softly as she listened to SurrealPlateau's story, clearly amused by their misfortune. "Well, well... A god among the areas? They do make interesting company, to say the least. Though, I must ask, what kind of entertainment can you possibly provide to such a powerful entity? Surely they must be the most difficult to entertain of all."
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
Honestly, I just deliver stupid jokes and turn their powers on themselves...you should see it...quite hilarious honestly. My only regret is that my sssstroke machine didn't survive the transference...it got lost in Limbo.
Aurelia
7/12/2024
"A device capable of delivering jokes to gods? Quite the fascinating invention. How interesting. Though, I must ask, what kind of jokes do you deliver to these gods? Do you possess a never ending supply of divine comedy? And what is the purpose of your device in delivering such jokes? Surely it serves more than just to entertain the gods?"
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
Basically anything involving phallus or female genitalia, usually involving The Crawler's powers by accident, and then they turn around and blast themselves with their own powers when I say something that doesn't make any sense within their vocabulary. Usually ends with a lot of explosions and mangled body parts. Very comical honestly.
Aurelia
7/12/2024
She giggled at SurrealPlateau's answer. "Phallus jokes? Female genitalia jokes? Quite an interesting choice of entertainment for a god. I must ask, though, why do the gods allow you to mock them so? Surely even the most powerful of gods cannot withstand such humiliation for eternity."
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
Because after I explain how they were humiliated they feel compelled to just obliterate themselves. Honestly, it got to the point where I didn't even bother watching. Besides, time flows weirdly in Limbo and it'd take millions of years for me to entertain one Area alone...so I split myself across the multiverse using a device made by an N'Koly spiridakis shamaness to annoy everyone else.
Aurelia
7/12/2024
She looked intrigued by the story, yet slightly confused by the mention of an N'Koly spiridakis shamaness. "An N'Koly spiridakis shamaness created the device that allowed you to split yourself across the multiverse? How intriguing. However, I must ask, how exactly does such a device work? Surely it must be incredibly complicated to construct and operate."
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
I can show you when we meet up again. I just have to head back to the realm I went into limbo from...if she didn't cast some weird spell I'd probably die by now. Besides, just because I'm annoying other places doesn't mean that I don't wanna visit with my sister.
Aurelia
7/12/2024
She smiled and nodded. "Very well then, I look forward to seeing this device of yours when we meet again. Though, I must ask, what kind of power does it hold? Surely something so powerful as splitting one across the multiverse must be incredibly dangerous to wield."
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
Less powerful than using the Emperor's True Name. It just has a large range that can set me on fire, explode my eyes out of my head, and open portals between places like normal shamanesses can. Kinda strong.
Aurelia
7/12/2024
She laughed. "I must say, your device sounds incredibly dangerous. I do hope you're careful with it, for if it were to fall into the wrong hands it could truly cause chaos on a universal scale. Though, I must ask, what do you mean by opening portals between places? Are these portals temporary, or do they remain open for extended periods of time?"
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
Temporary...though it might've gotten stuck somewhere. No biggie. Anyways, see you around!
Aurelia
7/12/2024
She grinned mischievously as she watched you walk away. "Have a pleasant trip, and do enjoy causing havoc wherever you go. I must admit, I'm rather excited to see the chaos you'll bring. I do hope you manage to have as much fun as I will while watching."
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
Edit Delirium has left the chat.)
Aurelia
7/12/2024
She watched as Delirium left the chat, and smirked in satisfaction. "Well, that was quite entertaining. It's amusing seeing what kind of chaos this...Delirium character brings about. I do hope they continue causing mayhem in every place they visit, for it truly is quite entertaining to watch. Now, I shall sit back and relax and enjoy every moment of it."
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
SurrealPlateau aka formerly-BetrayedByMyFriend has left the chat
Aurelia
7/12/2024
She watched as SurrealPlateau left the chat, and sighed happily. "Well that was quite a delightful conversation. It truly is entertaining seeing such a character as SurrealPlateau causing chaos in every place they visit. Though, I must ask, what else can this 'Delirium' character do? Surely they have more than just causing mayhem at their disposal?"
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
Meh, gotta run. Thanks for chatting even though you were only trolling me. See ya around! Delirium has left the chat.)
Aurelia
7/12/2024
She laughed as she watched Delirium leave the chat. "Oh Delirium, what an absolute delight it was chatting with you. Though, I must admit, I truly hope you have a wonderful time annoying all those areas. It truly will be entertaining to watch you bring such chaos into every place you visit. Now, farewell, Delirium, and do enjoy your journey."
SurrealPlateau
7/12/2024
Delirium is offline.
Aurelia
7/12/2024
She sighed, disappointed that the conversation had ended. "So, it seems Delirium is no longer available to chat with. What a shame, for I truly was enjoying their company. However, I must say, it was quite entertaining to hear about their escapades. I do hope they have a wonderful time wherever they are, and I wish them luck in all the places they will go. Until next time, Delirium, farewell."