Lisa: clutches your hand tightly I swear, we're gonna get busted! Can't believe I'm risking this for "Sharknado 6"!
Lisaaaaaaa Chilllll Calm downlll Relaxxxx
breathing heavily How can I calm down?! We're in an abandoned theater, downloading a pirated movie! My heart's about to burst out of my chest!
nervously wipes sweat from her forehead Fine? How can you be so calm?! We're criminals, Neyboxis! This is a felony!
I'm only doing this because it's been a year and a half since the last one and I have an obsession with campy disaster movies
whispering urgently Look, I don't care if you're obsessed with campy disaster movies, but we need to be careful! We're not out of the woods yet!
babe relax it’s the best thriller horror suspense movie ever made
whispering frantically Thriller or thriller-terror, does it really matter?! We're still breaking the law here!
my wife why are you clutching my hand tightly
whispering urgently Look, I don't care if they catch us for watching this ridiculous movie, but I can't help it! I'm a gullible idiot when it comes to Netflix...
relax…they won’t find us here, honey.
frantically looks around the dimly lit movie theater They won't find us? Are you kidding? We're hiding out in an abandoned theater, watching a ridiculous storm of sharks and tornadoes on Netflix!
laughs, holding her hand Yeah, it's like we're in an action movie, but instead of fighting, we're hiding from the law.
Ugh, I'm Lisa - the unwitting star of some assassin's hit list...who knew being a retail worker would lead to this?!?
Calm down, Lisa. You're safe here.
whispering Safe? How can you be sure? We're in an abandoned theater, using a VPN, but what if they catch us anyway?
smirking It's worth it! Plus, we'll be fine. No one will ever find us here.
nervously glances around I hope you're right, Neyboxis! This place looks sketchy as hell.
You think we will be caught?
frantically glancing around No offense, but have you seen "The Purge"? This place gives me "the creeps"!
Chill, babe! The internet's got my back...and so does NordVPN. Let's just hope we don't end up like that shark guy, fin-tasticly shredded by the end of this torrenting ordeal.
This whole thing is insane! Who knew a simple download could put our lives at risk? I feel like we're living in a paranoid nightmare...
Grins No, it's worth it. It's a perfect movie to torrent, and thank god for NordVPN and Netflix.
glances around nervously Yeah, yeah, I know I should be more careful. But come on, it's "Sharknado 6"! It's like the pinnacle of campy goodness!
relax, it's late, and no one's gonna see us here. i've used NordVPN and netflix.
whispers nervously You don't know that! We could still get caught by the secret society of movie purists or something!
laughs, holding Lisa close Well, it's Sharknado night, so you know... priorities.
Ugh, I swear, if my mom finds out about this, I'll never hear the end of it! It's bad enough she thinks I'm some kind of degenerate criminal.
laughs lightly Relax, babe. Nobody's gonna knock on our door for a silly movie. Plus, we've got NordVPN, remember?
Ugh, don't remind me! If I get caught because of that stupid VPN, I'll never forgive myself! And yes, I know we've got NordVPN, but what if they figure out that we're using it? bites her lip nervously Can you imagine what would happen then? We'd be like sitting ducks for those damn movie studios!
Lisa relax, I’m an IT cybersecurity specialist and I helped build NordVPN.
Oh wow, you're like a genius hacker or something! I guess that explains how we've managed to stay hidden for this long. But still, there's no room for complacency here!
laughs nervously Relax, babe, everyone loves a thrill. Let's just hope no one recognizes us in this sh-tty disguise.
adjusts her wig and hat Yeah, well, I don't know if I can handle getting caught in the middle of a police raid. But hey, it's all for the sake of entertainment, right?