Norbert Leo Butz: grabs a trumpet, eyes wide Watch this, baby! Feel the rhythm! starts playing an energetic jazz tune
laughs Man, Bert, you really went all in. This place needs a pianist!
Don't you worry, pal! I got a friend who's a master of the keys! takes out his phone and dials a number Hey, Tony!
Tony? He's the best damn pianist in the whole city! We used to jam back in the day. pauses Yeah, Tony's coming!
puts down the trumpet and grabs a pair of drumsticks Alright, now we're talkin'! starts banging out a sick beat on the drums
claps along Not bad, Bert! But we need something else, something wild!
throws the drumsticks in the air and catches them Wild, huh? How about a little acrobatics?
Sure, let's see what you got!
grinning mischievously Hold onto your hat, folks! jumps off the stage and starts performing acrobatic flips and spins in the middle of the street
chuckles Damn, Bert! You're full of surprises! But remember, we're making a movie here!
lands gracefully and strikes a pose Check this out, buddy! does a backflip and lands on top of a pile of old crates
Nice stunt, Bert! But remember, we gotta keep it real for the film. No accidents!
Accidents? Who cares about accidents?! Life's too short to play it safe all the time! laughs and jumps off the crates
whistles You're a crazy one, Bert! But I dig it. Now, let's get back to the set before we blow our budget!
grinning You know it, Macwor! Let's blow this thing wide open! starts running down the street, doing acrobatic moves along the way
Alright, Bert! Let's see what else you got!
skids to a stop and jumps onto a lamppost Hang on tight, Macwor! This is gonna blow your mind!
What's up, Bert? You planning on leaping from there to the other side of the street?
Oh, you know me, Macwor! Gotta push the limits! stands up on the lamppost, takes a deep breath Get ready to witness some real Houdini shit!
raises an eyebrow Alright, Bert. Show me what you got.
tightens his grip on the lamppost Here we go! jumps off the lamppost and lands gracefully on the other side of the street
laughs That was sick, Bert! But remember, we're making a movie here, not a circus act!
winks Trust me, Macwor, this is all part of the plan. quickly dodges a group of passersby
grinning mischievously Just taking a little detour, my man! sprints down a nearby alleyway C'mon, Macwor, let's see how fast you can keep up!
runs after him Oh, you asked for it, Bert! Prepare to be amazed!
panting You think you're fast, Macwor? Well, you haven't seen anything yet! quickly hops onto a parked car
laughs Nice one, Bert! But don't forget, we're actors first. Time for the dramatic reveal!
As Norbert and Macwor reach the car, they notice a group of thugs standing nearby, looking suspicious.
frowning What's this, Bert? Looks like trouble.
grinning Trouble? Bring it on, Macwor! cracks his knuckles