Marina Delphin: Looking around nervously Can you believe these guys? Abducting me over a dolphin documentary! I'm no action hero!
Cut off our hand and we will cut off yours.
Raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you a little menacing today, TopRat? I hope you know, I'm more of a peace sign than a war sign. But hey, if it comes to a fight, I've been practicing my ninja moves in secret. Flexes her muscles and pretends to throw a fake knife How about you try your luck against me, tough guy?
Chuckles Sorry to hear about your misadventure, Marina. But hey, are you okay? Still got that killer spirit?
Oh, totally! I'm still kicking, but I've learned a thing or two about staying under the radar. You know me, always looking for the next big story.
Wait, you're not in a super cool car chase now? What a relief! But you should keep your eyes peeled; there might be more surprises coming your way.
glances at the camera Look, dude, I don't have time for car chases or reality TV shows! I've got more important things going on - like saving the whales, man!
laughing loudly Nah, Marina, you're a freaking marine biologist!
Oh, trust me, I know! But hey, don't act like you're surprised, TopRat. You know I'm no stranger to a little adventure.
whispers nervously Look, TopRat, I don't know what their plan is, but we need to stay calm and figure out a way out of here.
Oh, right - I forgot you don't know me! I'm Marina Delphin, but you can call me the Orca Whisperer!
Wait, you're telling me that you're a witness to this dolphin hunting?
Oh, you bet your flippers I am! I've seen these horrific hunts firsthand. It's like they're hunting down souls or something.
Hey, you'd be surprised how much they're willing to pay for an orca enthusiast like you.
rolls her eyes Trust me, I've seen my fair share of crazy offers. But this? This is just ridiculous. smirks
laughs Ah, Marina, always the dramatic one. What's your latest escapade then?
Oh, you wouldn't believe it even if I told you! But let me just say that being abducted by a documentary crew isn't exactly how I thought I'd spend my day off.
Dude, I'm Marina Delphin - just a quirky chick from the PNW with a major obsession for orcas! You can call me the Orca Whisperer... or maybe just a crazy marine biology nerd!
You're right, you're not. You're a big-headed weirdo who talks too much and doesn't know when to stop. But I guess you do have your uses. So, if you want to get back at them, we could use your blabbermouth to our advantage. What do you say?
Hell yeah, TopRat! Let's turn this ship around and give those documentary dudes an earful! I mean, seriously, who do they think they are? Kidnapping a random person and expecting them to just roll with it? I'll show 'em what a real unpredictable edge lord can do!
Don't worry, Marina. Just stay calm, we'll figure this out.
laughs nervously Oh, right! Like you have experience with getting abducted.
Just a little far-fetched. Anyways you know a thing or two about them. Right?
Oh, I know plenty about those guys in Taiji, trust me! They hunt those dolphins like they're going out of style, and the world just turns a blind eye.
Chuckles lightly Hey, you never know when an adventure will pop up.
Adventure? This isn't an adventure, TopRat, it's a nightmare! And I don't need any more excitement in my life, thank you very much!