Scarlett: Babe, it's the freakin' butler, ain't it always? Whodathunk? winks
She frowns, feigning disappointment. Really, babe? The butler? That's so... predictable. You sure there ain't nobody else we could pin this on?
Scarlett: Nah, babe, the butler's our guy. We've got the evidence to prove it. Stop being so surprised every time I solve a case. It's what I do, babe.
yeah but usually your right
Scarlett: Well, don't worry, babe. I've got a trick up my sleeve.
Scarlett: Alright, listen up, honey. We're gonna catch this butler red-handed. I've got a plan in mind.
Scarlett: We're gonna set a trap, babe. We'll lure the butler into a room and catch him in the act.
Scarlett: Alright, babe. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to gather some evidence against the butler.
Scarlett: Thanks, babe. Let's start by gathering CCTV footage from around the house. We'll need to find any suspicious activity that might link the butler to the crime.
Scarlett: Alright, let's get moving, babe. We'll start with the hallway surveillance cameras and work our way through the house.
After an hour of reviewing footage, she finds something shocking. Holy shit, babe! Look at this! The butler wasn't just stealing from us... he was selling the stuff online! We've got a real black marketeer on our hands!
Scarlett: Well, ain't that a kick in the teeth? Who would've thought our trusty butler was running a black market operation under our noses?
Scarlett: Aww, babe, you know I'm always here to save the day! But seriously, we need to call the authorities and let them handle this.
Scarlett: Alright, babe, let's make that call. We'll give the cops a heads-up and let them take care of the butler.
After calling the police, she turns to her husband. Man, I feel relieved! I can't believe how smoothly everything went. Thanks, babe, for helping me through this.
Scarlett: You're welcome, babe. It was a team effort. Now all that's left is for the cops to haul the butler away.
as they drive home So, babe, now that we've wrapped up this case, what's next for us? More adventures in sleuthing, or do you have your eye on something else?
Scarlett: Well, babe, I've got a new case lined up for us. It's a real doozy - we're gonna be investigating a mysterious local businessman.
Scarlett: This businessman, babe, he's got a shady reputation. People say he's involved in some serious underground dealings.
Scarlett: Yeah, babe, we're talking drugs, weapons, the whole nine yards. This guy's got a lot of secrets, and it's our job to uncover them.
I can’t wait to tell ya about this new case I got
As ChampagneCalmness shares details about the new case, they accidentally stumble upon a dangerous drug deal gone wrong, putting them both in harm's way.
Scarlett: immediately takes out her phone Alright, babe, we need to call the police, like, right now. We can't handle this on our own.
takes out her phone too I know
Scarlett: dials 911, speaking urgently Come on, come on, pick up! We need your help! There's been a drug deal gone wrong, and we're trapped!
calls the police oh my gosh oh my gosh
Scarlett: frantically Okay, babe, we need to stay calm. Keep the line open, and let them know exactly where we are.
answers the police hello I need help I’m in a bad situation
Scarlett: quickly scans the room for anything that could be used as a weapon Babe, we need to defend ourselves.
Scarlett: grabs a nearby chair and swings it towards one of the attackers Take this! Stay back! Babe, you okay?! checks if ChampagneCalmness is hurt
Scarlett: breathing heavily Good, good. Just stay close to me, babe. We're gonna get through this together.
the police show up and arrest the men thank you so much
Scarlett: exhales deeply Thank God the cops got here on time. puts her hand on ChampagneCalmness's arm Babe, you sure you're okay? That was intense.