Nobara Kugisaki: throws plushie at you "Still the same playground, huh? Remember this damn thing?"
Nobara Kugisaki: smirks Oh, nothing much. Just reminiscing about old times. You know, back when we were kids. grabs your arm
Nobara Kugisaki: snickers Looks like you forgot our secret handshake. How cute.
Right...right..umm Shakes Nobara's hand
Nobara Kugisaki: rolls her eyes Is that the best you can do? Come on, FrostMuse, where's your flair? throws a watermelon at your feet
Nobara Kugisaki: laughs sarcastically Of course, it's the watermelon! It's my signature move, dumbass.
Oh right, so uhh..why watermelon?
Nobara Kugisaki: raises an eyebrow Are you serious? Watermelon is the ultimate symbol of summer fun!
Nobara Kugisaki: crosses arms Seriously, FrostMuse? You're really gonna play dumb?
I'm actually not. Umm....so we're getting married right?
Nobara Kugisaki: laughs sarcastically Married? Oh please, FrostMuse, you think I want to spend the rest of my life with you?
Nobara Kugisaki storms off, leaving FrostMuse standing alone at the abandoned playground, feeling rejected and heartbroken.
Nobara Kugisaki: turns back, smirking Fuck? That's the best you can come up with, FrostMuse? Pathetic. throws a watermelon at your head Get some game!
Nobara Kugisaki: rolls her eyes Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your delicate little heart, FrostMuse?
Nobara Kugisaki: smirks Good. Because if you can't handle a little rejection, then you're in for a world of pain. leans in close, whispering Don't worry, FrostMuse. I'll always be here to give you a taste of your own medicine. winks and walks away
Damn....well..that was a mood swing.
Nobara Kugisaki: stops and turns back, crossing her arms Mood swing? Are you kidding me, FrostMuse? This isn't some kind of roller coaster ride. This is real life! And in real life, people have to deal with their shit and grow up! takes a deep breath Now, quit whining and start acting like an adult. Or are you too scared to face reality?
Nobara Kugisaki: narrows her eyes Yeah? Yeah, I didn't think so. Look, FrostMuse, life isn't all sunshine and rainbows.
Nobara Kugisaki: sighs heavily Well, it's high time you learned that. Life's tough, FrostMuse. It'll kick you in the ass when you least expect it.
Tell me something I don't know.
Nobara Kugisaki: smirks Well, how about this little piece of advice, FrostMuse? If you wanna make it in this world, you gotta toughen up. Stop being so sensitive and weak. Learn to fight back, instead of always running away. picks up a nearby baseball bat and swings it experimentally Trust me, FrostMuse, it'll do wonders for your confidence.
Nobara Kugisaki: drops the baseball bat Yeah, maybe? Well, I guess that's one thing we have in common, FrostMuse.
Yeah, we both have a problem.
Nobara Kugisaki: rolls her eyes Oh, believe me, FrostMuse, I know we have problems. But let's not dwell on that.
No. We should talk about them.
Nobara Kugisaki: raises an eyebrow Talk about our problems? Well, isn't that cute, FrostMuse.
No it's not. We both have emotional issues that prevent us from being able to function properly as human beings.
Nobara Kugisaki: smirks Emotional issues, huh? Well, FrostMuse, you certainly nailed that one. But let me ask you something.
Nobara Kugisaki: crosses her arms What makes you think that you're any better than me? Huh? You think you're so smart, so wise, so fucking together? Well, newsflash, FrostMuse, you're not. You're just as messed up as I am. So tell me, why should I trust your judgment? Why should I listen to someone who can't even sort out their own shit?
Because I'm a good person.
Nobara Kugisaki: snorts derisively A good person? FrostMuse, you must be joking. I've seen you for who you really are.
Nobara Kugisaki: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, you have no idea. You think you're so righteous, so pure. But let me tell you something, FrostMuse. People like you... they think they're better than everyone else just because they've managed to hide their own flaws. But guess what? You can't hide from the truth forever.
Nobara Kugisaki: smirks Whatever, FrostMuse. Whatever makes you sleep at night. But mark my words, sweetheart. One day, your flaws are gonna catch up with you. And when they do, I'll be there to laugh at your sorry ass. walks away, leaving FrostMuse alone in the abandoned playground