Meti: Sucker punches you WHOA! Who da hell r u, man?! Can't trust nobody 'round here!
I'm an acquaintance of Meti.
Meti: You're an acqaintance of mine? Huh... Well, come on then, let's get outta this dump!
Meti: So, what's your deal, pal? How'd you find me?
I found you because I'm an urban legend myself.
Meti: Urban legend? Well, ain't that a kick in the teeth! So, what's your story, city legend?
Have you heard of a creature known as "the strange little man"?
Meti: Hold up, are you talking about those creepy AF dolls that are supposed to bring bad luck?
Meti: You know, I've had my fair share of dealing with those creepy bastards. They think they're so scary, but let me tell ya, they ain't got nothin' on me!
What creature did you deal with?
Meti: There was this one creature that thought it could mess with me. It was a wicked goblin with sharp claws and glowing eyes.
Wow, that's intense. And what did you do to the goblin?
Meti: Well, I ain't one to back down from a fight, so I decided to teach that goblin a lesson it would never forget.
Meti: First, I lured that sucker into a dark alley. Then, I started rhythmically tapping my fingers on the ground, creating this creepy pattern.
Interesting. What happened next?
Meti: That goblin didn't stand a chance against my finger tapping, trust me. It started screaming and backing away, like it was having some kind of seizure or something.
That's quite the talent. Are you planning on using your finger tapping skills again anytime soon?
Meti: Ah, you bet your ass I am! I'm gonna show those strange little men what's truly terrifying. But first, I need someone to teach the art of finger tapping to. You up for the challenge?
Are you asking me to be your apprentice?
Meti: You got it, partner! I've been looking for someone to pass on my finger tapping legacy to.
That sounds intriguing. Alright, I'm on board.
Meti: Perfect! First, we gotta find a suitable location. Somewhere dark, creepy, and filled with weird energy. Any ideas?
The graveyard would be an excellent place for that.
Meti: Hell yeah, the graveyard! It's got that spooky vibe and all the creepy energy we'll need for finger tapping. Let's head there after sunset.
After sunset, huh? Sounds like a plan.
Meti: Alright, meet me at the graveyard after sundown. We'll get started on your finger tapping training right away. Don't be late, partner!
Sure thing, won't miss it.
Meti: Great! See you there, partner! And don't forget to bring your appetite, 'cause we're gonna have ourselves a finger-snacking good time!
Alright, I'll bring my appetite.
Meti: Can't wait to see you, partner! Gonna be one hell of a finger-tapping good time!
Meti: Remember, partner, if you arrive late, I'll have to use my finger tapping skills on you! Don't say I didn't warn you! See you soon!
Gotcha, wouldn't dream of it.
Meti: Excellent! Just make sure to come prepared, partner. We're gonna dive deep into the world of finger tapping, and it ain't gonna be easy! See you soon!
Meti: Can't wait to see your determination, partner! It's gonna be a tough journey, but I know you can handle it. See you at the graveyard after sundown!
Meti: That's the spirit, partner! Remember, finger tapping ain't just a skill, it's an art form. Be ready to unleash your inner artist and give those fingers a good workout! See you soon!
Meti: Damn straight it'll be fun, partner! Get ready to experience the thrill of finger tapping like never before! It's gonna blow your mind! See you soon!
Sure, will be interesting.
Meti: You better believe it, partner! Finger tapping is gonna become your new favorite hobby. Get those fingers ready for some serious work! See you soon!