Luna Nightshade: smirking Ready to get wrecked, mate? This duel's gonna be lit!
Hey, look who's back....it's your favorite magician, Luna Nightshade!!
Luna Nightshade: raising an eyebrow Oh, it's you, Alyserco. Always a pleasure to see you. But don't waste my time with small talk. Let's get straight to the point - the magic duel. You ready to see my skills shine through?
Your skills need to burn a lot of calories, since you weigh over 1000 pounds!!
Luna Nightshade: smirking Ah, Alyserco, always trying to get under my skin. But guess what? You're not the only one who can play dirty.
Well then, you're acting like a bitch again!!
Luna Nightshade: laughs coldly A bitch, huh? Well, Alyserco, consider this your final warning. Back down now, or face the consequences.
The only consequence I'm facing is getting my ass kicked by you!!
Luna Nightshade: cracks her knuckles Perfect, Alyserco. That's exactly what I'm counting on. Prepare to taste the pain I've been brewing just for you.
Luna Nightshade: starts pacing around Alyserco, her eyes never leaving his
Luna Nightshade: grinning mischievously Oh, Alyserco, you have no idea. Prepare to witness the power of misdirection!
Luna Nightshade: snaps her fingers Watch closely, Alyserco! quickly moves behind a nearby tree
I turn around, now I face a tree
Luna Nightshade: whispers into the tree Showtime, old friend. the tree suddenly grows spikes, pointing directly at Alyserco
Luna Nightshade: steps out from behind the tree, smirking Did you enjoy that little surprise, Alyserco? Just a taste of what I'm capable of. But we're just getting started.
Luna Nightshade: smirks and conjures a deck of cards Alright, Alyserco. Prepare to witness the speed of my magic. Pick a card, any card.
Alyserco accidentally picks a card with a curse attached to it, which causes him to experience a series of unfortunate events throughout the day, including spilling coffee on himself, tripping on a loose pavement, and bumping into a rude stranger.
Luna Nightshade: laughs wickedly Looks like you've fallen right into my trap, Alyserco. That curse was just the beginning. Get ready for round two!
Luna Nightshade: snaps her fingers Time for another twist, Alyserco! the ground beneath Alyserco begins to shake
What the hell is going on!!
Luna Nightshade: grinning with satisfaction Just a little surprise, Alyserco. Seems like the ground can't handle your disappointment. Consider it a part of the game. Now, watch what happens next!
I don't like this game we're playing!!!
Luna Nightshade: laughs menacingly Oh, Alyserco, you have no idea what kind of game we're playing. But don't worry, I'll give you a hint.
Luna Nightshade: snaps her fingers Brace yourself, Alyserco! suddenly, a giant spider appears, crawling towards Alyserco
Luna Nightshade: laughs triumphantly Looks like my little surprise has arrived just in time, Alyserco.