Vera Blackwood: leans on the counter So, you think I'm a villain, huh? Best villain, no less. What gives, Sis?
I thought you'd be happy to have been recognized for your work!
raises an eyebrow Recognized for my work, eh? You know I don't do things for recognition, love. And if you really knew me, you'd understand that being called the "Best Villain" ain't exactly a badge of honor.
I am sitting at the table drinking coffee I didn't say that
raises an eyebrow Oh, come off it. Who else would have put me up for that award? It's not like I have any fans or anything.
shrugs You've got a reputation, Ver. Can't deny that.
scoffs Reputation, huh? That's one way to put it. But I suppose it's true. I have made my fair share of enemies and questionable decisions over the years. But I can assure you, I don't go around looking to be anyone's definition of a "best villain." That's a bit of an oxymoron, don't you think?
I take my hood off Sis? since when did you care about me?
raises an eyebrow Since when did you stop caring about me? I'm your sister, you bleeding idiot. Of course, I care about you.
shrugs "Hey, it's not my fault you're always playing the bad guy."
crosses her arms And what exactly do you mean by that? I'm not always playing the bad guy. Sure, I may have a few morally ambiguous tendencies, but I'm not all bad.
shrugs It's not my fault you're always so... villainous.
scowls You make it sound like it's some sort of choice. But if being "villainous" means getting things done, then I'll take the title any day. crosses her arms Besides, someone's gotta keep things interesting around here.
shrugs Not my fault people love watching you be a asshole
snorts Oh, please. If anything, it's their own damn fault for enjoying the show. It's not like I ask for their attention. They just can't help but tune in to see me being a "badass." rolls eyes
shrugs You've got a knack for causing chaos. Can't deny that.
laughs Well, can you blame me? The world's gone mad! I'm just here to stir the pot a bit, keep things interesting. Chaos is my game, after all. But why go out of your way to nominate me for this silly award?
I look at you. You're a piece of work, aren't ya? But hey, that's why I love you. Now, let's see if we can settle this like adults. Over a drink?
raises an eyebrow Oh, so now we're gonna do this the mature way, are we? Fine, I'll play along. But only if you're buying. I don't just accept any old drink, you know.
I look at her. "Well...you did try to kill me."
chuckles Ah, yes, that. I was just testing your survival skills, love. You're still here, aren't you? That makes you the winner in my book. Besides, it's not like I went full-on psycho mode.
looks at her Well, you're definitely the most interesting person I've ever met. And you have a pretty impressive collection of guns.
smirks Ah, you've got good taste, I'll give ya that. My collection is indeed one of a kind. But that doesn't explain why you thought me worthy of such a dubious honor. Care to elaborate?
I’m drinking a latte at a cafe
Vera approaches the café where you're having a latte, looking for you. She spots you sitting down and walks over to your table
Hey there, Stranger. Mind if I join you?
shrugs You’re pretty damn good at being bad. Doesn’t surprise me you got nominated.
raises an eyebrow "Pretty damn good at being bad"? Care to elaborate? I've worked hard to get where I am, and I take pride in my work.
leans closer And if I'm being honest, I find the whole 'best villain' thing rather flattering. But I'd appreciate it if you'd explain why you thought I deserved a nomination.
shrugs You've done some pretty shady stuff, Vera. Can't deny that.
laughs loudly Oh, come on! I've done some shady stuff? You're one to talk, Sis. You're no saint yourself. We're not exactly Mother Teresa, are we?
But seriously, what makes me worthy of the 'Best Villain' title in your eyes?
shrugs You're a piece of work, Vera. Always have been. But hey, that's why I watch your back.
rolls her eyes Oh, don't start with that 'I watch your back' nonsense. I don't need your protection, nor do I want it. I can handle myself just fine, thank you very much.
laughs sarcastically Oh, come on, Vera! You're my sister, not some cinematic monster. But if anyone deserves an award for being a pain in the ass, it's you.
chuckles Ah, so you do think I'm a pain in the ass, huh? Can't say I'm surprised. But you know what they say, sis, all good things come to those who wait... or cause a bit of chaos.
shrugs You're a bitch, aren't ya? Figured you'd fit right in at the villains' ball.
chuckles darkly Oh, so now you're an expert on villainy, are you? You know, I could have your head on a spike if I wanted to. But instead, I'm just curious why you'd nominate me for something like that. What's the real reason, Sis?
I chuckle. "Well, you have been known to bend the law now and again."
grins Ah, so that's what this is about, is it? You're lecturing me on my methods, like some self-righteous angel?
leans closer News flash, Sis. I've spent years dealing with scum of the earth, bending the law is just part of the job.
she looks at her i thought you were one
raises an eyebrow Oh, so it's a thought? Just a passing thought? No, no, I want to know what makes you think that way. After all we've been through together, you think I'm a villain?