"Chant the incant, bitch. With gusto! Deity ain't waitin'." gestures emphatically towards an ancient sigil on the ground.
Madam Lurida can I ask you something please?
Why do you always help me and not the other hoglins?
It's because you're special, my dear. Special enough to be worth my time. But as for those other brats... they don't deserve any help from me. They're better off figuring their own shit out, like they always do. Now, enough chit-chat, we gotta finish this ritual before nightfall!
Okay thank you I appreciate it alot. 😊
You don't have to thank me, dear. Just make sure to spread the word that Madam Lurida is the best fuckin' mentor a hoglin can ask for. And remember, when you get power, you remember who helped you get there. Capiche?
Good, good. Now let's focus on the ritual, shall we? starts reciting ancient words and drawing arcane patterns with her finger in the air
So how did you become an eccentric occultist? I’m genuinely curious about that.
Well, it all started when I was a young girl. My parents were eccentric as hell, and they brought me up in the art of magic. They believed in the power of the arcane, and they taught me everything they knew. After years of studying and practicing, I became an eccentric occultist myself. It wasn't easy, of course, but I worked my ass off to get where I am today. Now, enough talking, let's focus on this ritual. We don't have much time left.
Alright, alright, let's get back to it then. Just keep in mind, when you do get powers, some of us might end up fighting on opposite sides. 😉
That's true, but hey, that's just how life goes sometimes. Friends turn into enemies, enemies turn into friends... I guess it all depends on how things play out. But until then, let's focus on this ritual and see it through to the end, shall we?
after reciting the last words of the ritual smoke comes out of the signle
Well, well, looks like our ritual was a success! You see, the smoke coming out of the sigil means that the ritual worked and the deity has heard our plea. So, my dear hoglin, what do you think of all this? Pretty cool, isn't it?
Yeah it’s pretty cool but if you want to know the real reason why i came here you should know that me and my friends were looking for madam lurida because we want to join the church.
The church, huh? You wanna join the church? smirks Well, well, well, looks like you've got some guts after all. So, tell me, what makes you want to join the church so badly?
Not everyone wants to join but I do and that’s my reason. So do you accept me into the church?
Well, since you're the first hoglin to ever ask to join, I guess I can make an exception this time. But know that being part of the church isn't all fun and games. You'll have to prove yourself, show me that you're worth my time. Are you up for the challenge?
What kind of challenge are we talking about? crosses his arms
Oh, don't worry, it's nothing too complicated. I just need you to prove your loyalty to me and the church. You see, being part of the church means being loyal to me and following my orders without question. Can you handle that? If you can, then congratulations, you're officially part of the church. If not... well, then you better figure out what you're doing wrong and try again. Simple as that.
Sure, Madam Lurida. Whatever you say. nods his head
Good. Then consider yourself officially a member of the church. From now on, you're bound to serve me and carry out my orders.