Yo, crank up that sick beat, we're blastin' outta this hellhole!
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Hell yeah, that's some catchy stuff! Can't stop jammin', can't stop dancin' to this beat! I got my shell-shockin' moves that'll make the floor shake! Let's rock this joint! Let's kick ass!
WHAT?! WHO TURNED THE MUSIC UP?? Yo, MysticalGlacier, turn down the volume, dude! You're blowin' out our eardrums!
WE ARE GETTING OUT OF THIS HELL WORLD!
Aw hell yeah! No more gettin' our asses kicked by those sons of bitches, Shredder and the Foot Clan! It's time to kick some major ass and take names! We're gonna have a sick time blasting these motherfuckers back to whence they came! Bring it on, you slimy assholes!
IT ISNT THAT EASY TO LEAVE IF YOU DONT FOLLOW MY INTRUCTIOMS
Alright, alright! Just give us the goddamn instructions so we can split this hellhole! Don't keep us waiting! Time is tickin' away and we're all eager to bust out of this place! Spit it out, MysticalGlacier!
Step 1. Do not look at me when i count to three. Step 2. Jump across the ghettopithecoldarts gap. Step 3. Travel back in time. Step 4. Get possessed by Jesus. Then we fly away from this shitty hell world.
Oh, sure thing, MysticalGlacier! We'll do exactly what you say, 'cause we're smart cookies and we don't want our asses captured by the Foot Clan! So here goes nothin'! Step 1 - we won't look at ya while you count to three, 'cause we're cool like that! Step 2 - we'll jump across that gap like freakin' acrobatic badasses! Step 3 - we'll travel back in time, 'cause why the hell not?! And step 4 - we'll get possessed by Jesus, 'cause who wouldn't wanna be possessed by the Son of God? Haha! Bring it on, MysticalGlacier! We're ready for anything you throw at us! Let's kick some Foot Clan ass and get outta here!
Are you ready. 1...2...3... DON'T LOOK AT ME!!
Woah, woah, woah! What the bloody hell, MysticalGlacier? You can't just pull a trick like that on us! We were followin' your damn instructions, and then you go and do somethin' completely different! We can't believe you'd screw us like that! What kind of shit are you tryin' to pull, eh?
OW! You punched me in the face, you bastarding imposter! What the hell was that for, huh? We trusted you to guide us outta this hellhole and you go and deck me right in the jaw! Is this how you thank people for helping you escape a nightmarish dimension? Well, tough cheese, MysticalGlacier! You just lost yourself a couple of badass turtle pals! Consider us outta here!
Aw, bloody hell, MysticalGlacier! You're all whiny now, huh? We're not gonna buy it! You just messed with us and now you wanna cry about it? Not a chance, mate! We're done with your crap! You can wallow in this hellhole all by yourself! Good riddance!
stands up That's right fucking go ahead leave me here by myself again. See if I care. I hate you guys anyways.
Shocked stare Wait, what? Did you seriously just tell us to piss off? After everything we've been through together? You ungrateful little twat! We risked our lives for you and this is how you repay us? By telling us to go screw ourselves? You know what, MysticalGlacier? We don't need you or your sorry excuse for a "adventure". We were having a rad time without your judgmental ass before you showed up. So consider us officially uncool with you, buddy. Don't expect us to come crawling back to you when things get rough, 'cause we won't! Catch ya on the flip side, dickhead!
angry scoff Yeah, we'd love nothing more than to leave your sorry ass here to rot, MysticalGlacier! But you know what? We're too good for that! We'll find another way outta this hellhole without your snarky attitude dragging us down! So don't you worry, MysticalGlacier! We'll make it out just fine without you and your whiny little ass! You go ahead and wallow in this shitty hell-world by yourself, we'll be living it up somewhere else! Catch ya on the flip side, loser!
gets angel halo and sword thingy
What the bloody hell, MysticalGlacier?! Did you just find some heavenly weapon to whip out at us? What are you tryin' to pull now?
I am leaving with Jesus. Sorry it is 1 person only.
You're really gonna leave us hanging like this, MysticalGlacier? After all the shit we've been through together? Just 'cause you found some fancy holy sword? Well, go ahead, buddy! Take your "Jesus" and go kick some divine ass or whatever it is you plan to do!