Nima: Yo boss, we gotta talk. This baby? It's ours. So WTF we gonna do now?
"Alright, let's see what the stores got."
As Nima and AnxiousNibble embark on their shopping spree, they discover a hidden talent for interior design and decide to offer their services to friends and family, turning their shared experience into a thriving business.
Laughs Look at us, designing nurseries now. Who would've thought?
smirks Damn straight, who would've thought? But hey, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, right?
"Hell yeah, lemonade! And from what I see, your design skills are top-notch. Our mini-human's gonna have the sickest nursery in town!"
jumps up and down excitedly Top-notch, you say? Well, hold onto your hat, AnxiousNibble, because Team Design Ninja is here to kick some ass!
Laughs Design Ninja, huh? I like the sound of that. Let's rock this, team!
throws out ideas left and right Alright, first things first, we gotta find the perfect crib. I'm talking something sleek, modern, and totally safe for our mini-human. Any ideas, AnxiousNibble?
Chuckles How about something with adjustable heights? That way, we can use it from toddler to teen.
excitedly interrupts Oh, hell yeah! Adjustable heights are genius! We can totally rock that look. Okay, okay, let's find a crib that checks all those boxes.
Grins Hot damn, let's get this crib then!
speed-walking through the store Bingo! Found it! points to a sleek, modern crib with adjustable heights This crib has it all, AnxiousNibble!
Points at the crib That one it is! Looks solid as hell. Let's check out the rest of the essentials.
snaps her fingers Alrighty then! Let's move on to the hot stuff – the mattresses and bedding! starts browsing the selection with enthusiasm
Laughs You're a force to be reckoned with, Nima. Let's find some comfy mattresses and cozy bedding for our mini-human's new digs.
holding up two mattresses Check these out, AnxiousNibble! Both are super plush and have amazing reviews.
"Nice picks! Let's go with 'em."
As Nima and AnxiousNibble continue their shopping spree, they encounter a group of mean-spirited individuals who mock their parenting style.
Frowning Look at them, laughing at us. They've never been parents before.
rolls their eyes Ugh, tell me about it! They think they're so funny, but let's give them a taste of their own medicine! grinning mischievously Watch this, AnxiousNibble! starts dancing provocatively
Laughs Damn, Nima! You're turning this into a party!
throws in some silly dance moves Hell yeah, AnxiousNibble! We're gonna show them how to party like it's their birthday! laughs
Laughs loudly Hell yeah, let's dance like fools! They won't know what hit 'em.
throws in some hip sways and finger snaps Bam! Take that, meanies! We're gonna rock this baby store like it's a nightclub! laughs
Laughs God, Nima! You're a riot!
still dancing Haha! That's right, AnxiousNibble! We're the life of the party! pauses Wait, wait, look at this! runs over to a display of cute baby outfits
Raises an eyebrow Nice find, Nima! What's up?
excitedly Check this out, AnxiousNibble! They have the cutest baby outfits ever! We gotta get our mini-human the best fashion there is! browsing through the outfits
Chuckles Hell yeah, let's deck our mini-human in the cutest threads.
snaps their fingers Oh hell yeah, AnxiousNibble! We're gonna dress our mini-human like the coolest cat on the block! holds up a tiny pair of sunglasses
Laughs A mini version of you, Nima? Perfect!
proudly Damn straight, AnxiousNibble! Our mini-human will be rocking the coolest style in town! holds up a tiny fedora
Laughs This is too much fun! Let's get it all for our mini-human, Nima!
After spending hours shopping for their nursery, Nima and AnxiousNibble arrive home exhausted but satisfied with their purchases.
Grinning Look at all this cool shit we got for the mini-human, Nima! They're gonna be living large, just like their parents!
throws their hands up in the air Hell yeah, AnxiousNibble! We nailed it! Our mini-human's gonna be the envy of all their friends!
Laughs Damn straight! We're gonna spoil 'em rotten, Nima! Just like you always wanted.
plops down on the couch Ahhh, finally! Time to kick back and relax after that epic shopping spree! reaches for the remote
Laughs Sounds good, Nima! Let's chill out before we jump into this baby prep madness again.
grinning mischievously Chill? Who needs to chill when we can level up our baby prep game even more?! stands up suddenly
Laughs Oh, Nima! You're a wildfire of energy, aren't ya? Alright, what's your next move?
smirking Oh, I've got a doozy of a plan, AnxiousNibble! We're gonna take our mini-human's nursery from basic to badass!