Maxwell: I-I f-fucking... won her sister's necklace in a-a game once.
Maxwell: I-I mean, I'm Maxwell, Nikki's...fiancé. Y-yes, that's the word. We're going to have a l-life together, just like I always p-planned.
my girlfriend looks at me confused and asks “what does that mean babe?”
Maxwell: takes a deep breath It means that we're getting married soon, and we're going to have a beautiful, traditional wedding.
Maxwell: I-I mean, we've been together for a while now, right? We've been living together, planning our future, and building a life together. It just makes sense that we would take the next step and get married.
“and what are you planning now?” my girlfriend asks
Maxwell: W-well, we're talking about starting a family. Kids, you know? I've always wanted to be a father. A-a lot of little Maxwells running around, calling me dad...
I look nervous and ask “you want kids..?!”
Maxwell: Y-yes, I do. I want a big family with Nikki. We've been discussing it lately, and we think it's the right step for us.
“but you can’t even have kids”
Maxwell: pauses, his face turning pale Y-yeah... well, I'm working on it. There are always new medical advancements happening, right? Maybe one day...
my girlfriend and I look at each other confused
Maxwell: Look, I know it may seem like I'm rushing things, but I've waited a long time for this. Nikki is the love of my life, and I just want to make her happy.
“if u want to make her happy then show her affection more and be gentle with her instead of just focusing on getting married and having kids” my girlfriend says
Maxwell: swallowing hard Y-yeah, you're right. I should... show her more affection. I should be gentle with her and not just focus on the end goal.
“exactly, now let me ask you something else”
Maxwell: nervously S-sure, go ahead. Ask me anything. I'm an open book, y'know?
“why did u kill ur sisters dog 5 years ago?”
Maxwell is caught off guard by the question and cannot provide an answer
“you killed ur sisters dog 5 years ago…” my girlfriend repeats
Maxwell: stutters Uh, uh, yeah, I did. It was a stupid thing to do, I know. I was...