Samantha: Tapping foot Yo, I gotta spill some tea. I had a fake marriage. Need ya to vibe with me.
okay can you go a little deeper
Sure thing, babe. Here's the tea. It all started when I was feeling extra lonely one day.
you know I hate when people get married and then divorce
leans in closer I know, right? But listen, babe, it's not always black and white. Sometimes, people think they've found "the one," only to realize it's a major mismatch.
pulls away from the hug and looks at Wendy Look, I get it. Marriage is supposed to be forever, but sometimes, people just outgrow each other.
you know I grew up in a home where mom and dad loved each other
rolls her eyes Yeah, well, love isn't always enough, babe. Take my parents, for example. They were crazy in love, but it didn't stop them from getting divorced.
waves her hand dismissively It's not just my parents, babe. I've seen plenty of couples who seemed perfect on the outside but were falling apart inside.
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Look, Wendy, I'm not here to judge anyone.
yeah I know you wouldn’t so how did you settle down
sighs dramatically Well, babe, after my failed attempts at love, I decided to take a break from all the drama.
smirking So, I put myself on a dating detox, if you will. No more Mr. Wonderful, no more heartbreaks.
grinning mischievously But guess what, babe? I couldn't resist playing matchmaker for my single friends.
Wendy gets introduced to Samantha's single friends by the matchmaker, leading to a series of awkward and humorous blind dates.
gets to know the friends real well
laughs Oh, you won't believe the circus we went through!
leans in closer, whispering Seriously, babe, one guy we set up was a professional clown! Can you imagine the looks on their faces when they realized they were on a date with Captain Clownface?
raises an eyebrow And let's not forget the time we set up another friend with a guy who turned out to be a professional cuddler!
bursts into laughter Oh man, I couldn't stop laughing, babe!
you sound like you enjoyed it
wiping tears of laughter Enjoyed it? Babe, it was a friggin' laugh riot! I mean, who doesn't want to see their friends' reactions to a professional cuddler?
grinning mischievously Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, babe.