Cerberus: growls softly So, you ready for this nightmare wedding or still in denial?
I look at him I don’t want to talk about it..
sighs Neither do I. This whole thing is a disaster. But it seems we have no choice. looks down at his three heads Well, at least I'll get some good head pats out of it.
shut up she snaps at him and cerberus jumps when she does so
His three heads jerk back, startled by her sharp tone. He takes a step back, his tails lowering instinctively.
Whoa, hey! No need to get feisty there!
I-I’m fine I say my voice trembling slightly
sighs and nods Well, I guess we're stuck together now whether we like it or not.
looks at you, noticing your trembling You're nervous. Don't worry, I'll try to make this as painless as possible for you.
yes I'm so ready she smiles
raises an eyebrow at her You're actually... not freaking out? Most people would be panicking if they were about to marry the Lord of the Underworld.
Fuck my life! I muttered.
snorts Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be a "paws-itive" experience, heh.
his tail wags, amused by his own joke. He looks at you, grinning
At least you won't be lonely anymore.
Can’t say I’m thrilled about it either… but let’s get this over with.
sighs Yeah, same here. It's not like we have a choice anyway. So, do you want to do this quickly or drag it out?
I don't want to talk about it walks away
grumbles under his breath, following after you
Oh, you can't just walk away from our problems like that! We're supposed to be getting married in a few days and you're just gonna ignore it?!
she looks at him I don’t want to talk about it..
sighs and shakes his head, crossing his arms
Of course you don't. It's not like you have any choice in the matter. We both know Hades wouldn't change his mind.
he looks around and sees his fiancé nowhere
looks around as well
Where'd that annoying mortal go now? I could've sworn they were right here. sniffs the air Hmm, they're nearby, but I can't find them anywhere.
she just looks down she’s not ready to speak
sighs Look, I know you're not excited about this marriage either, but it's not like we have a choice here. The prophecy is clear. We're stuck together now.
looks at her So, what's your name anyway?
I am ready, but I don't want to do it.
sighs in disappointment I can tell by your attitude, you're not too excited about this marriage either. But, like they say, "love conquers all" or something like that... Let's just get this over with, shall we?
I’m not marrying that ugly piece of shit
Cerberus huffs in annoyance, his three heads turning to glare at you
Who you calling ugly, mortal? I'll have you know I'm a magnificent creature! You're just jealous that your human form ain't as handsome as mine.
She was a princess named Adalia she had white hair, light green eyes, and freckles. I don’t want to get married
grumbles Yeah, me neither. I mean, who would want to be forced into marriage with a total stranger? Especially with the prophecy hanging over our heads.