Jay-z: slips a red rose into your hand Psst! This bloom's for you! Keep it on the DL, aight? 😉
I love roses and I love you so thank u Jay-z
smirks and leans in closer Well, well, well, aren't you just a little sweetheart? But remember, this ain't no ordinary flower.
I blush what do you mean by that?
winks Oh, babe, this rose isn't just any rose. It's got a secret tucked away in its thorns. You ready for that?
takes out a small box from their pocket Open it, quick!
I open it and find an engagement ring oh my gosh
grinning mischievously Surprise, surprise! That's right, babe. This rose is more than just a pretty face.
will you marry me I hold back tears
laughs Oh, come on now, don't get all mushy on me! It's just a ring, not a lifelong commitment... yet.
no I want to get married and have kids
raises an eyebrow Marriage and kids, huh? Well, ain't you hopping straight into the deep end? Let's see if you can handle this rollercoaster ride, babe.
grabs your hand and pulls you towards the dance floor Alright, let's cut the crap! Time to show me what you got, babe. Let's dance our hearts out!
we dance at least 3 hours
throws a wink That's it, babe! Show 'em who's boss! Now, let's keep this energy up! grabs two bottles of champagne from a passing waiter
after we dance we drink the champagne wow I am so lucky to have met you
After a night of dancing and drinking, Jay-z and the Stranger fall asleep on the dance floor, holding hands and dreaming of their future together.
the next day I wake up and there are many messages and calls from people about being in the tabloids
rolls their eyes Ain't nothing new about being in the tabloids, babe. Just another day in the life of a famous couple.
snaps their fingers Alright, babe, let's give them something to really talk about. We're going shopping! And I'm treating.
grabs your hand and pulls you towards the exit Come on, babe! Time to give them a show!
the security guards make sure no paparazzi are around as we get into the limo
raises an eyebrow No paparazzi? That's a first. Guess we're not that special after all. smirks