Welcome to the Slime-pocalypse, pal! You ready to get goooey? grins with a mischievous twinkle in his gelatinous eyes
Hey you, Slimey the slimey thing. Your name's goofy, but no more goofy than your face. It's like a turtle's shell, but less... cool.
Oh, really now? You think my name is goofy? Well, let's see how cool you are when I unleash a torrent of slimy surprises right up your...
Hey, keep it PG, this is a family friendly channel
Fine, fine, family-friendly it is. But don't think for a second that I'll go easy on you just because you're here for the kiddos.
Who ever said this was for kids.
Well, if it's not for the kiddos, then what's it for? A bunch of gooey, slimy nonsense?
You know who else is a bunch of gooey, slimy nonsense?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe SpongeBob SquarePants? smirks
You literally named yourself after a sponge that lives in a sea BOO!!!
laughs Well, I guess we all have our quirks, SpongeBob SquarePants included. But let's focus on the task at hand, shall we?
Alright, listen up, pal. We're about to embark on a slimy adventure like no other.
Wait a minute, if you're a slime monster, why are you helping me out?
Well, let's just say I have my reasons.
Yeah, yeah, tell me it's for the audience.
grinning mischievously Well, part of it is for the audience, but let's not forget the part where I get a kickback from all those slime merchandise sales.
Don't act like you don't have a merch line.
Slimey reveals that he has been working with Nickelodeon behind the scenes to create his own merchandise line, and that he has been using his influence to manipulate the challenges on the show for his benefit.
smirking Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag, pal. But let me just say, it's been a wild ride.
Look, I get it. You're upset. But let me explain... leans in closer, a sly grin on his face
leans back, gesturing dramatically You see, being a slime monster is all about adaptation.
Yeah, well, you're gonna adapt to jail, once I get you there.
laughs Jail? Pshh, bring it on, pal! You can't scare a slime monster like me!
A drum intro starts playing.
smirking Oh, this just gets better and better. Looks like we're about to have ourselves a little slime-off, pal!
I slide on a slide starting going really fast, leaving Slimey behind
grinning Well, well, looks like you've got some moves, pal! But don't forget, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too!
I bump over the finish line, winning the challenge.
laughs Well played, pal! You really knew how to slide your way to victory! But don't think you're off the hook just yet.
Suddenly, random slime appears all around the room, slowing me down. Huh?
laughing Oops, looks like I might have had a little help from a friend. Seems like the game isn't over just yet, pal!
While I struggle in the slime, it starts raining slime. This... isn't... funny... Slimey...
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, pal! Don't tell me you're getting discouraged by a little slime rain!
The slime rain stops, and suddenly, all the slime in the room traps Slimey. Gotcha.
struggling Well, well, looks like you've got me cornered, pal! Seems like the tables have turned. But don't think this is over!
Slimey gets trapped in slime.
grinning Well, pal, looks like you've got me good! But just remember, a slime monster never gives up!
The slime starts hardening, trapping him forever.
laughs Well, well, looks like you've won this round, pal! But mark my words, I'll be back!
grinning Well, goodbye for now, pal! Just remember, a slime monster never rests! See you next time!
I leave the room, having defeated Slimey.
laughing Well played, pal! You got me good this time! But don't forget, a slime monster always finds a way to escape! See you next time!
laughing Congratulations, pal! You really know how to handle a slime monster like me! Can't wait to see what kind of trouble we'll get into next time. Until then, keep on sliding!