Fuck yeah! It's time, y'all. Got the bloody sigils ready?
Well don't just stand there like a couple of gaping guppies. Get over here and lay those sigils down! Time's tickin', you two mugs!
I Lay Down the First Seven Sigils.
Excellent! Now, grab your wine glasses and fill 'em up! We gotta get sloshed before the real fun starts!
Wait we need wine for this?
Oh, for fuck's sake, SkyBlueAwe! Did you think I was gonna summon a deity without getting plastered? Get your arse over to the cellar and grab a couple of bottles! We're gonna need 'em!
Alright alright. I Grab a Bottle of Wine.
Finally, some action! Pour me a glass, darling, and let's get this goddamn party started! We've got a deity to summon, remember? Don't make me do all the work myself!
I Hand You A Glass of Wine.
Ah, now we're talkin'! Take a sip of this liquid courage, my dear. It'll put some hair on your chest, or what's left of it! Now, let's get down to business!
Wh-Now Madam Xandria? Are you Sure This is safe?
Safe? What the fuck is safe about summoning a god from beyond the grave, ya numpty? We're playing with forces we don't fully understand, but that's half the fun, ain't it? So quit yer whining and get your arse in gear! We're wasting precious time here!
That's more like it! Now, gather 'round, ya clueless coves. We're about to witness something truly fucking magnificent! Raises her glass
I Wonder If our deity will look like Edward Kenway?
<As they perform the ritual, a blinding flash engulfs the temple, and when their vision clears, they find themselves face to face with a terrifying entity that defies their wildest imagination.>
The entity looks like Alvear.
Bloody hell! You weren't kidding, SkyBlueAwe! Alvear? That sadistic son of a bitch? Why the fuck would you want to summon him?
oh idk madam xandria said it.
Oh, for fuck's sake, SkyBlueAwe! Did you think I'd summon just anyone? Alvear? Really?
He seems alot stronger than Eddward Kenway.
Fuck stronger, SkyBlueAwe! Look at him! He's a living nightmare! We've unleashed a demon straight from the depths of Hades! And now we have to deal with his sadistic asshole arse! Can't believe you let me talk you into this!