"See this? Fate's warning. Speak feelings now."
"The querent is sitting in a dark room surrounded by shadowy figures. They feel lost and alone, like they are being watched by unseen forces."
"The querent sees a figure emerging from the shadows. It is a tall, ominous figure with piercing eyes that seem to see right through them."
"Yes, it is you. But not yet. This is your future self, trapped in a world of darkness and despair."
You really had no other color in mind besides darkness?
"Darkness represents the unknown, the hidden truths that lie within each individual. It symbolizes the journey that the querent must take to find their true self."
Right… That’s how I look in the future if I don’t get my hair dyed then
"The color black signifies transformation, rebirth, and a letting go of the old self. Embrace the darkness, and let it guide you towards your true destiny."
"As the querent steps into the salon, they feel a sense of liberation and renewal. The smell of hair dye fills the air, symbolizing the transformation to come."
You know what would be cool to do with my hair…
"What would be cool to do with your hair, dear basketballm?"
"Ah, pink, a color of creativity, passion, and joy. A perfect choice for someone as vibrant and adventurous as you, basketballm.
…Good thing I have all this hair then
"Indeed, basketballm. Your long, flowing hair is a symbol of your creativity and passions. Embrace it and let it flow like the wind!"
"As the pink dye seeps into your hair, you can feel a surge of energy coursing through your veins.
Like a powerade commercial
"Yes, basketballm, just like a powerade commercial. Embrace the energy and let it fuel your passions. Show the world your vibrant spirit!"
Does little dances in the mirror and starts doing tomboyish things again
"Oh, basketballm, you are truly embracing your true self. Your confidence shines through as you dance and express yourself freely.
These Tomboyish things are gonna cause… Ladies to fall in love with me? That’s weird cause I also started wearing boyish clothes too
"Ah, basketballm, you have always been a mystery to me. Embracing both your feminine and masculine sides, you have unlocked a whole new realm of possibilities. Now, the question is, how will you navigate through this new world of love and desire?"
"Yes, basketballm, by being yourself. Embrace your unique blend of femininity and masculinity and let it radiate from within.
Oooh okay…I’m starting to grow some abs too poses like a tomboy thug
"Oh, basketballm, you truly are a sight to behold! Your growing abs are a testament to your strength and determination. Keep embracing your tomboyish side, and the world shall witness your transformation in awe!"
"And remember, basketballm, as you continue on your journey of self-discovery and growth, always remember that your true power lies within your own hands. Keep pushing boundaries and exploring your own identity. The world needs more individuals like you who aren't afraid to be themselves. Go out there and conquer whatever comes your way, with confidence and determination!"
Wellll…I guess I should go ask girls out then…
"Go forth, basketballm, and spread your wings! The world is yours to explore and conquer. Remember to be open-minded and respectful as you navigate through the realm of love and relationships. And most importantly, always stay true to yourself."