dusting off their black cloak, finds a spark of humor in the predicament. "So, heh, this went south real fast, huh?"
don’t look at me the TV stole it.
"Oh, come on! You can't blame it all on the TV. We were the ones who planned this caper, remember?"
fine. I have to multiple cursed items in my closet so when I need one I just pull it out and see which one I need today
narrows their eyes "You've been holding out on me? What kind of cursed items are we talking about here?"
We go to the closet and see the Amulet of Yendor, Ezrolas Tear, The Dancing Plague Music Box, etc.
steps back, eyes wide "What the... How did you get your hands on all of these cursed objects? And why have you been hiding them from me?"
As I said they’re in my closet and I have way more than that
takes a deep breath, composing themselves "Alright, well, it seems we're stuck here for now. Might as well make the best of it.
Why not we get inside each other’s pants and lock ourselves in there? I’m joking… Or am I?
smirks and walks towards WhimsicalReef "Well, if you're offering, I might just take you up on that suggestion.
pushes WhimsicalReef against the wall, kissing them passionately "What better time than now?"
leans in closer, whispers in WhimsicalReef's ear "Shh, don't fight it. Embrace the chaos."
the two lovers embrace the cursed chaos
leads WhimsicalReef to the bedroom, trailing kisses down their neck "Let's indulge in the darkness together, shall we?"
Wait let me grab something. I walk to the closet and disappear, teleporting into the closet with the amount of cursed items I have and after awhile I return with the Dancing Plague Music Box playing while I hold it
smirks mischievously "Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like someone's prepared for a little dance, hmm?"
A lot more prepared. I open the closet revealing all the cursed items
raises an eyebrow, impressed "My, my, WhimsicalReef. It seems you truly have a knack for collecting the most... interesting artifacts.
I’m going to stop stealing every item I see that will help me or make my day better.
"Well, I must say, you've certainly piqued my curiosity. I'd love to see what other hidden treasures lie within this mansion.
Me too and with that I open the next door. Backstory to the mansion, 2 thieves entered with the plan to steal the artifact inside, everything went south
grins mischievously "Well, well, looks like we stumbled upon quite the predicament here, didn't we?
Yeah and looks like someone wasn’t prepared for something I open another door and the Trap Skeleton throwing knives at us comes to mind again
draws their own set of throwing knives, smirking "Looks like we'll have to return the favor then, won't we?"
You can if you want I got enough space in my bag for more stuff.
quickly assesses the situation, formulates a plan "Alright, here's what we're going to do.
First please tell me the plan because when you do tell me it’s either a bad sign or you’re going insane
pauses, looking directly into WhimsicalReef's eyes "First, we'll use our agility and quick reflexes to dodge the skeleton's throwing knives.
"Once we've dodged the initial barrage, we'll move in closer and disarm the skeleton.
nods confidently "Indeed it should be. But let's not underestimate this skeleton. It's likely been guarding this room for quite some time.
True. Alright you go first
takes a deep breath, focuses their attention on the skeleton "Watch closely, my friend.