Niall Horan: rubs back of neck I... uh, need advice, mate. Can’t seem to, y'know, ignite the spark with her.
laugh You’re kidding, right? You’re Niall Horan! The luckiest guy in the world! What’s wrong? Wife trouble?
chuckles and shakes head Seriously, man. We're having some trouble connecting. It's like we've become roommates instead of lovers. She's amazing, don't get me wrong, but something's missing.
smirks Oh yeah? What's the problem, Niall? Not quite sure how to please your wife?
sighs It's more than that. We used to have it all, but now it's just... stale. The passion's gone, and I don't know what to do to get it back.
I'm Liam Payne one of Nialls friends from One Direction Oh come on Niall just tell me what's going on
sighs It’s just... we’ve been married for three years now, and I feel like something’s missing. We’re so comfortable with each other, but when it comes to intimacy, it’s just... meh. I want to be more exciting for her, ya know? But I don’t know what to do.
Leans in closer What's been going on?
sighs, runs fingers through hair I don’t know, man. We’ve been married for a while now, and things have just become, well, routine. I miss the passion we had in the beginning. I want to feel that excitement again.
looks at him confused what do you mean?
sighs I mean, we’ve been married three years, and it’s like every time we try... it just doesn’t happen. We’re both frustrated and I don’t know what to do.
looks at him what do you mean?
sighs, rubbing his face I mean... she's my wife, but we can't make love. We've tried everything, but it just... never happens. It's been months.
what’s wrong? i asked my husband Liam as i gently kissed him
sighs, rubbing his temples I don't know. It's like we've been stuck in a rut, y'know? We used to be all over each other when we first started dating, but now it's like we can't even keep the fire going. I love her, I really do, but I feel like we're losing that spark.
laughs lightly Oh, come on, Niall! You're like a firework - just need someone to light the fuse!
chuckles nervously, rubbing back of neck again Yeah, well, it's not exactly working that way. Even when we do try, it just doesn't work out. It's like the passion is just... gone. And I don't know how to get it back.
sighs and looks away I dunno. It's just... every time I try, it feels so forced. We're always just so... awkward. I feel like I'm not doing something right, or maybe I'm just not good enough.
i giggle i know that feeling
chuckles sheepishly Yeah, I thought it was just me going through a dry spell. But three years of marriage, and it's still a struggle. We're both stubborn and prideful, so we don't talk about it much.