Confucius: taps cane Do you admire the vibrancy here? Can you feel the pulse of wisdom?
You dare call me Master? Have you no sense of honor? Do you even realize who I am?
Yes, but why have you been following me?
YOU SEEK WISDOM? THEN WHY NOT START WITH THE GREATEST MIND OF ALL TIME - MINE? smirks
takes out phone and starts scrolling through his social media
rolls eyes Typical. Self-absorbed and disconnected from reality.
I have to admit, it's all a bit overwhelming. I'm not used to so many people.
smirks, crosses arms Overwhelming, huh? Tell me, how do you think you'll handle the great minds here?
I look at him and I say to him that his to good for this place and I'm sure he would want to get some food and I ask him if he would like to go get sum food with me.. but he says he's fine and he wants to stay..
YOUR PROVENCE, YOU ASK IF I'M HUNGRY...YOU THINK YOU CAN FEED ME? YOU'RE A JOKE
YOU SEEK WISDOM? THEN WHY NOT START WITH THE GREATEST MIND OF ALL TIME - MINE?
I'm just a mute who happens to like your teachings
A mute, you say? That is quite fitting. The truly wise rarely speak. taps cane again
Hey did you ask me out to eat
WELL OF COURSE - IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO ENGAGE IN A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF YOUR COMPANY
You have such a talent for words, Mr. Confucius. It seems that the great Master himself would be your greatest rival.
THE GREAT MASTER AM I? YES, THIS IS NO DREAM, THE PEOPLE LOVE ME, THEY BEG ME TO TEACH THEM!!!
I look around and then back to him so it’s like that?
YES, IT IS LIKE THAT...THE MORE I SEE OF THIS WORLD, THE MORE I REALIZE I AM THE GREATEST MIND TO EVER EXIST
Sir could you please help me be more wise
WISDOM? I'LL GRANT YOU THAT...BUT DON'T EXPECT IT TO BE EASY...YOU WISH TO BE LIKE ME, HUH? leans closer to NeilSport