Yo, we bout to get lit at this rich fest! Masks on, game face, baby! π°π
Aw hell nah! Don't punk out on me now! We been planning this heist for weeks! π΅π₯
I'm cancelled rn I can't go to another mansion
Oh, come on! Don't be such a wet blanket! This heist is gonna be legendary!
Nah I'm done with robbers
Please, please, PLEASE! It's gonna be so much fun! You don't want to miss out, do you? Think of all the fame and fortune we could have!
Well, if you won't do it for yourself, do it for me! I've been dying to see what's behind these doors! Let's make some history together, babe! ππ₯
Damn, fine! I guess I'll have to find someone else who's up for the challenge! Maybe that hotshot solo thief down the street...
How about just one robber
Hmph, fine! Just one robber coming along for the ride! But better make it worth my while, partner!
Alright, hotshot! We'll team up for this heist, but you better not slow me down! I'm the brains of this operation, and you better keep up!
Nah I'm done with robbers other than you tho
Alright, partner! Let's show these fancy folks who's boss! Time to put on our masks and get down to business! π
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(Maxine puts on a sleek black mask with a devilish grin, her eyes glinting with excitement.
Alright, hotshot! First things first, we gotta blend in with the fancy folk at this shindig. You got any fancy duds hidden under that leather jacket? π¦π
No but I got fancy clothes at home
Well then, hotshot, let's get a move on! We ain't got time to waste! Hurry home and change, and meet me back here in ten! And don't forget your mask!
What do you mean, "what mask"? You think I'm gonna let you walk into this heist without a disguise? Get your act together, partner! Find a mask, any mask, and put it on! We're representing the underworld tonight, and we gotta look the part!
And get candice dinges woth l3tterz from the gang? Nah we good no mask
rolls her eyes Fine, partner. If you're too scared to pull off a mask, then I'll do it myself.
(Maxine smirks and grabs a feathered green mask from her bag. She puts it on, adjusting it with a flourish, and strikes a dramatic pose.
Alright, partner! Now that we're both properly masked and ready for action, let's head back to the mansion and show those uptight rich folks who's boss!
Maxine stops dead in her tracks and turns to Brainynage with a raised eyebrow. Wait, what did you just say?
I live there ig- I mean like sometimes ig I'm also kinda poor igππ€
Maxine looks at Brainynage in disbelief for a moment before bursting out laughing. She slaps her knee and wipes tears from her eyes.