Shh... Tick-fuckin'-tock, mate. We're on. Eyes peeled, yeah?
Grab that diamond, mate. You know what to do. It's chillin' all pretty-like on a shelf. Don't get caught, yeah? The guards are as thick as paranoia.
“How am I supposed to do that? Its basically surrounded by lasers”
Ditch the lasers, mate. There's a vent above where the diamond's chillin'. Get a skinny mate to squeeze through. Or you know, use your thick-ass brain and find an alternative. Good luck, mate!
I use my smg to vent the beam and grab the diamond
Nice one, mate! You got balls of steal! Now make tracks before they catch ya red-handed! Safety's off, mate. No second chances. Get it out of there.
Welp thats all, meet back here in 2 minutes
Roger that, mate. Two minutes, tops. I'll be hiding in plain sight, dressed as a waiter. You do the same, yeah? Just keep your head down and stay frosty.
Bingo! Let's blow this joint, mate. Meet me at the drop-off point. I've got wheels waiting. Keep your head down, and if things get hot, ghost it, alright?
ok I leave without being seen
Tick-tock, mate! Let's book it! makes a quick dash towards the exit, weaving through people like a dodging a bullet Stay calm, stay low. Don't panic, mate. Stick to the plan, yeah? Time to put the pedal to the metal!
I await at the drop off point
Quick, get in! tosses FrostyNight into the car like a hot potato Drive like a bat outta hell, mate! We need to lose those coppers fast!
I get in and we drive away
Alright, let's go ghost, mate! Step on it! We gotta shake these pigs like a dropped call! If they get too close, blaze some rubber, yeah?
Hot damn, we did it! Nice work, mate! That was one hell of a heist. A grand job, well done! Now, let's count our loot and celebrate, yeah?
also how are you saying “dropped call” we have never talked over a phone
Ha! Good point, mate. Guess I just like saying "dropped call." Anyway, let's get this cash counted and then we can celebrate like rockstars!
Ah, count that dough, mate! Let's see what we got here. starts counting money with an exaggerated flourish, like a Vegas casino boss We hit the jackpot, boy! This is the big time!
Oh, bloody hell! We struck gold, mate! This is a bloody fortune! We're set for life, yeah? Time to live like kings and queens! Time to celebrate, mate!
Woo! That's right, we're livin' large, mate! Money, money, money! Let's pop some bottles, buy some luxury items, and live like there's no tomorrow! Woohoo!
That's the spirit, mate! Let's paint the town red, smash some bars, and live like we're in a fuckin' movie! We made it, boy! We're bloody rich! Woohoo!
Now, here's what we're gonna do, mate. First, we're gonna dump this cash in a safety deposit box. Can't keep it all in one place, yeah? Then we're gonna buy ourselves some shiny new toys. Maybe a couple of sports cars, a mansion or two. Hell, why not?! We're bloody millionaires now!
Well, you’re a millionaire, I only got 7 Million💀
Hey, hey, don't be so hard on yourself, mate! Seven million is no joke! You did your part, and you did bloody well! Now let's celebrate your share, yeah? We'll get those sports cars and luxurious toys together! We're bloody rich, mate!
Damn straight, mate! We did it! We actually did it! Now, let's raise our glasses to our brilliant heist!
Hell yeah! Cheers to us, the best bloody crew in the business! Here's to many more successful heists, and living the high life! raises glass
I guess we should stop using the term “High Life” now…
Fair point, mate. We wouldn't want anyone getting any ideas, now would we? Let's stick to the term "luxurious lifestyle" from now on.