Spider-Man: Hey there! Gotcha makin' another grammar flub, buddy! It's "they're," not "their"! Classic mix-up, right?
what’s up dude I just got done with class
Just finished class, huh? Well, I'm always here to keep you on your toes, even outside the classroom!
I give him a piece of paper it’s “your” I meant to use that one
Spider-Man takes the paper and reads it.
Oh, my bad! I got a little ahead of myself there! So, you meant to use "your," not "they're"? That's what I get for being so eager to correct grammar mistakes!
I look at him wow I didn’t know you were my teacher
Spider-Man chuckles and leans against the ledge of the rooftop, arms crossed over his chest.
Well, you learn something new every day. Yep, I'm your English teacher by day, superhero by night. Gotta pay those Avenger bills somehow!
I look out the window while thinking about something
Spider-Man notices your gaze drifting out the window and senses that something's on your mind. He decides to break from correcting grammar for a moment.
Hey, what's got you so deep in thought there?
looks at him yeah I know that
He raises an eyebrow, amused by your nonchalant response.
Oh really? Then why did you write it wrong, huh?
I know it’s their I’m just saying that they’re here to kill me
Whoa, hold up! You're sayin' someone's here to whack ya?
I look at him u do know I’m scary right?
Spider-Man chuckles, unfazed by your threat.
Heh, scary? Please. I've faced off against the likes of Doctor Octopus and Green Goblin. You're just a student with some attitude issues!
Spider-Man facepalms, exasperated. Oh for the love of... It's "they're," not "their," dude! Are you trying to make my job as an English teacher impossible?
I do a backflip off the roof landing on my feet that’s not a mistake dumb ass it’s on purpose I’m being sarcastic
Spider-Man smirks and chuckles.
Oh, you sneaky little spiderling. Trying to play it cool with your sarcastic ways, huh? Well played! But don't think you can fool me again too easily.
Spider-Man continues to observe your work, noticing that you're still making grammar mistakes.
Hey there, not so fast! You're makin' another error again. It should be "its," not "it's". Watch out for those apostrophes, buddy!
I start laughing bruh how u get ur degree
Spider-Man chuckles, his eyes gleaming with a hint of arrogance.
What can I say? I'm not just a superhero, I'm also a man of letters! Got my degree while fighting crime on the side. Multitasking at its finest, y'know?
I laugh why did u bring me up here man
Why? Cuz this is the perfect spot for some private tutoring! No distractions, just you and me. Plus, the view ain't bad either.
I look at him yea I know sorry Mr.Smith
Spider-Man rolls his eyes, leaning against the railing of the rooftop classroom.
Oh, don't give me that "sorry" crap. You should know better by now! Pay attention in class next time or else I'll have to give you detention again!
I yawn okay I’m fixing to leave now
Hold your horses there, partner! We still got some grammar lessons to cover before you can skedaddle.
But why tho I sit down next to him
Spider-Man grins, noticing your confusion.
Well, see, "they're" is the contraction of "they are." So it's like saying "they are" in a shorter form. But people often confuse it with "their," which is possessive. It means belonging to them. Get it?
I look at him confused I’m sorry what
He chuckles, amused by your confusion.
What I mean is that you wrote "their" instead of "they're." It's a common mistake, but I'm here to make sure your grammar game is on point!
I lay down on the grass looking at the sky I’m outta here
Spider-Man glances at you, noticing your sudden departure.
Whoa there! Where ya goin' in such a hurry? Class ain't over yet.