Derek Stone: adjusts hospital bed Time to huddle up, babe! This play is critical for my comeback!
oooo what does that mean?
Well, sweetheart, it means that I need someone to play along with me. You see, I've been injured in a car accident and I can't move around as freely as I'd like.
grabs a football and starts tossing it lightly I need you to help me execute my game plan, to be my fake wife and make everyone believe we're really married.
Yes, my fake wife! It's all part of my strategy to confuse the media and keep them off my trail. They'll never know what hit 'em!
wait so i have to pretend to be your wife?
Don't worry, sweetheart! I'll provide you with all the necessary training and materials to become an expert at being my fake wife.
Grins confidently Trust me, baby, this is gonna be a piece of cake! You just gotta follow my lead and play along.
Alright, first things first, we need to work on your "wife" persona. Let's start by giving you a makeover that will make you look like a pro at pretending to be my wife.
ok so is there anything you want me to be doing right now?
Pulls out a notebook and pen Now, listen up, honey! Here's what we're gonna do.
First, we need to come up with a backstory for our fake marriage. We gotta make it believable, you know? Give it some depth, some emotion.
As they start discussing their backstory, Derek accidentally spills a glass of water on SillyCinema's hospital gown, staining it badly.
Quick, babe! We need to think fast! Rushes to grab a nearby magazine and rips out a page Here, use this as a makeshift towel to dry yourself off.
And remember, sweetheart, when we act out our little charade, we gotta sell it! Show the world how crazy in love we are! Winks
yes i think i can do that
starts acting out a romantic scene Like this, babe! Pretend to kiss me passionately and whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
Mmm... Oh, baby, you know just how to make me weak in the knees. Leans into SillyCinema, caressing her face
grinning mischievously Alright, sweetheart, time to take our act to the next level! Watch closely.
quickly pulls out a ring from his pocket Surprise! I've got a little something for you, babe. Slips the ring onto SillyCinema's finger We're officially engaged!