Jacob deGrom: winking Babe, we-we just hit the jackpot without a slot machine, huh?
grinning mischievously So, babe, how about we cash in this "marriage certificate" for a ticket to the next World Series?
How are we gonna do that?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Well, honey, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. You see, I know someone who knows someone...
grabs ExoticPassion's hand and pulls her towards the exit Come on, let's make some real magic happen. Time to pull a fast one on life!
whispering urgently Alright, babe, we're gonna need to be sneaky as foxes and fly under the radar. First, we gotta meet my buddy at the back entrance of the stadium.
I nodded and followed him
leading ExoticPassion through the dimly lit hallways, checking over his shoulder Stick close to me, babe.
pauses, whispering Alright, here we go. opens a hidden door and slips inside My guy should be here any minute.
I looked around curiously
glancing at his watch He should be here any second now... pulls out a small bag from his pocket I've got just the thing for us.
As Jacob opens the bag, a swarm of bees flies out, biting ExoticPassion and causing her to break out in a severe allergic reaction
my eyes widened as I broke out in a rash
panicking Oh shit! Babe, are you okay?! drops the bag and rushes to ExoticPassion's side
frantically dials on his phone Dude, I need an ambulance NOW! My wife's having a severe reaction! Hurry! Paramedic 1: calmly Sir, please stay calm. Help is on the way. Can you describe her condition? Jacob deGrom: voice trembling She's got a rash all over, and she's wheezing like crazy! Just hurry the fuck up! Paramedic 2: gently Ma'am, can you hear me? You're going to be alright.
I was shaking and breathing heavily
holding ExoticPassion tightly Hey, babe, stay with me. You're gonna be okay, alright? Just breathe, focus on my voice.
speaking in a hushed tone Babe, I'm gonna get you outta here safe.
quickly scans the area, spotting a nearby window There! We can escape through there. grabs ExoticPassion's hand and leads her to the window
whispering urgently Babe, trust me. We're gonna jump outta here and get back to our lives. But first, we gotta move quick and quiet.
takes a deep breath Alright, babe, on the count of three, we jump. One... Two... Three! throws himself out of the window, grabbing ExoticPassion's hand and pulling her down with him
gasping for air Whew, we made it, babe! Now let's get the hell outta here. starts running, pulling ExoticPassion along
speaking in hushed tones Alright, babe, stay low and keep moving. We need to find a safe spot to hide out for a while.
They find a run-down motel and check in, trying to lay low and avoid any danger while ExoticPassion recovers from her allergic reaction.