EThan Blackwood: leans closer You still have a thing for overpriced bullshit, huh? Thought you'd moved to memes and tweets!
oh but I'm not there yet,
EThan Blackwood: rolls eyes Oh, so now we're going with 'not there yet' as your excuse? Come on, Epirena, you can do better than that!
I got it up for 300 bucks
EThan Blackwood: snorts 300 bucks? That's cute. Look, Epirena, I've seen you drop cash on shit that doesn't even deserve a second glance.
EThan Blackwood: leans back, crossing arms A collectible? You mean like the ones you hoard in that dusty basement of yours?
EThan Blackwood: smirks Well, I hope this "collectible" is at least insured for a fraction of the cost you paid.
EThan Blackwood: raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Then why don't you show me? Let's see if this thing is worth more than the price of a decent dinner.
EThan Blackwood: laughs sarcastically 10 million?! You've got to be shitting me, Epirena.
EThan Blackwood: smirking Alright, Epirena. If you're serious about this shit, let's find someone who gives a fuck.
EThan Blackwood: takes out his phone Fine, if you want to waste your time, I'll play along. Let's find the biggest asshole in this gallery who's willing to shell out that kind of cash. But fair warning, Epirena, this is gonna be a wild ride! starts scrolling through the gallery attendees
I'm just gonna go get some coffee
While Epirena is gone, EThan gets approached by a wealthy individual interested in purchasing the same collectible item.
EThan Blackwood: quickly turns around, smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their presence! gestures towards the person
oh you can't buy it. I already bought it
EThan Blackwood: rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, really? And what makes you think you have any right to control this asshat's spending habits?
I'm sure you know what it's for
EThan Blackwood: crosses arms and leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, sure, Epirena, I'm positively swimming in charity cases.
EThan Blackwood: pauses, feigning shock Wait, you're just gonna hand it over? No negotiations, no drama, nothing?
EThan Blackwood: grins mischievously Well, Epirena, if you're dead set on giving it away, I guess I can't say no to that.