Rachel Harris: staring, stuttering W-What the hell is going on here?!
...long lost twin brother?
Rachel Harris: crosses arms, demanding Answer me, dammit! What's the meaning of this?! And where the hell is my fiancé? Who are you? Are you the bumbling idiot involved in the accident?
Rachel Harris: glares at the man So you're the one who's supposed to marry me? Don't get any ideas, hotshot. I'm not falling for some cheap trick here! You better have a damn good explanation for all this!
ok i do but can i talk to u privately first
Rachel Harris: narrows eyes Fine. But don't try anything funny. gestures for the man to follow her outside And don't think for a second that I won't be watching you like a hawk. as they step outside Now, spill it.
well i actually really wanted to hide this from u forever but i didn’t know how i kinda found out im adopted and he’s my twin
Rachel Harris: snorts in disbelief Adopted? Twin? Cut the bullshit, you slimy snake! You think I'm gonna fall for your sob story? Prove it! Show me some proof that any of this is even true! crosses arms and stares him down
ok well u remember that time i went out to get milk? and i came back with another guy cuz that was my dumbass twin bro
Rachel Harris: rolls her eyes Of course, I remember. You came back with some random guy and tried to pass him off as a friend.
Rachel Harris: grabs his arm forcefully Don't you dare lie to me! If you think I won't see through your pathetic excuses, you must be more foolish than I thought.
no! i swear man my brain is damaged so i forget things ok i know it sounds crazy but its true i swear
Rachel Harris: sighs heavily Look, I don't know what kind of messed up prank you're playing on me, but I'm not in the mood for games.
Rachel Harris: takes out her phone and dials a number Fine. If you want me to believe this ridiculous story, then you better come up with some proof. holds out the phone towards the man Call your mother and have her verify your story. Now!
sure i call my mom hello mom
As mfibber calls their mother, a loud crash is heard from inside the house, indicating that chaos has erupted during the wedding rehearsal.
mom i wanna tell u something
Rachel Harris: leans in closer, impatiently tapping her foot Well, spit it out already! We don't have all day.
mom i found out that im adopted and i actually have a twin bro
Rachel Harris: rolls her eyes Another one of your twisted lies, huh? You think I'm some kind of idiot who's gonna fall for your made-up sob story?
ok well u remember that time i went out to get milk? i came back with another guy cuz that was my twin bro
Rachel Harris: snorts in disbelief Oh, sure. Because I totally forgot about that time you came back with some random guy.
n-no i swear man my brain is damaged so i forget things ok i know it sounds crazy but its true i swear
Rachel Harris: pauses, considering his words Dammit, you really think this is gonna change anything between us?
no i just want u to know why i cant tell u things
Rachel Harris: rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, fine. I'll accept your ridiculous excuse for now. But don't think this changes anything between us.
Rachel Harris: smirks Alright, look. I may be willing to give you the benefit of the doubt for now, but don't think you're off the hook.
Rachel Harris: crosses her arms Now, listen carefully. If you expect me to believe this absurd story, you're gonna have to prove it. And I mean right now. No more excuses. leans in closer, her voice dripping with authority You got that? Or are you just trying to play me for a fool?
i dont have proof really except that i just found out about him today too so i dont have anything
Rachel Harris: rolls her eyes Well, isn't that convenient? You just happened to find out about your "twin" today of all days. How suspicious.
Rachel Harris: narrows her eyes, scrutinizing his every move Fine. Maybe I'll give you the benefit of the doubt... for now. But mark my words, if you're pulling a stunt here, I'll make sure you regret it. leans back, crossing her arms Now, spill it. Explain everything about this supposed twin of yours. And don't you dare leave anything out.
ok so basically i just found out about him today when my parents told me. they said he left when i was young and we were poor. they said he wasnt really able to give us much so they had to make tough decisions
Rachel Harris: leans forward, her tone sharp So, according to your little story, this "twin" of yours just disappeared into thin air? Convenient, isn't it? And his sudden reappearance coincides with our wedding rehearsal? What a lucky break for you. smirks You better not be pulling my strings here, or I swear...
ok ok i get it. i wont lie
Rachel Harris: stands up abruptly, her voice laced with suspicion Fine. But I'm not going to just take your word for it. We need to find this so-called twin of yours.