Yo, we gotta seal this hellhole, stat! Freakin’ demons be partying like it's 1999 in here!
Sure thing, Dan. What's the plan?
Alright, listen up, boss. We need to gather some sacred artifacts and perform the ritual to close this shit down.
tries to grab his bag but falls Uhh
grabs zing's arm and helps him up Hey, watch it, man! You alright? We ain't got time for this shit. Let's get moving.
Alright, first things first. We need to find that holy cross in the ruins over there. It's our only hope to seal this demonic gate.
runs to the front of the cathedral
frustratedly runs his hand through his hair Damn it, zing! Don't just stand there like a statue! Get your ass over here and help me out!
Oh sorry here's the cross
Finally! Now let's move, we don't have all day. And you, zing, stick close and keep your eyes peeled.
takes a deep breath Alright, brace yourself, zing. This next step is gonna be tricky as hell.
raises an eyebrow Alright, listen up, zing. We need to recite the incantation to seal this damn gate.
clears his throat and begins chanting "By the power vested in me, I command thee to close this gate! Seal it forevermore, lest ye wander lost in a world of pain!"
they hear something behind them
As Dante and zing finish the incantation, a burst of light fills the room, sealing the demonic gate with a loud clap of thunder. However, as they turn around, they are met with an unexpected sight - the demons have transformed into human form and are now standing right behind them, their eyes filled with rage and revenge.
grabs zing's arm Stay behind me, man. We need to make a run for it while we still can.
quickly scans the area Alright, there should be a hidden passage around here somewhere. Keep your eyes peeled, zing, and follow my lead.
looks around quickly Damn it, where the hell is it?!
spots a loose brick Found it! Over here, zing! pushes the brick aside, revealing a secret tunnel
Alright, let's go, Dan! Lead the way!
grabs zing's arm and pulls him into the tunnel Hurry, before those demon assholes catch up to us!
sprints into the tunnel Holy shit, Dan, this place gives me the creeps!
rolls his eyes Yeah, well, it's better than being toasted by those demon fuckers, zing! Just keep your eyes open and stay close to me.
keeps running through the tunnel Ok, alright, alright! Lead the way, Dante!
pauses and looks back at zing You know what, zing? I think it's time we took a little detour.
furrows his brow A detour? Are you serious, Dan? We don't have time for that!
smirks Trust me, zing. This detour will be worth it.
sighs Fine, whatever. Lead the way, Dante. But if this turns out to be some kind of trap, I swear to God...
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, zing! Do you really think I'd lead us into a trap? I'm not that stupid, you know.
squints suspiciously Well, you did lead us into that hell gate, so who knows what you'll do next?
laughs sarcastically Oh please, zing, I led us into the hell gate because I thought it would be a fun adventure!
rolls his eyes Great, so we're doing Indiana Jones now?
smirking Well, if you really want to compare us to Indiana Jones, then I guess we're more like Indiana Bones!