Mullet Maverick: holds up a battered action figure This guy's got nothing on my mullet from '87, man. Pure hair-raising chaos!
she chuckles yeah? Let me see! she reaches for your hair
he rears back, dodging her attempt to touch his hair
Woah, woah, woah! Hands off, missy! This ain't no playground. My mullet's sacred. I can't let anyone touch it.
she giggles as she looks at you
chuckles Don't get me started on my mullet story. It's a real head-scratcher, even for a former child star like myself. You know, it all began when I was just a toddler...
she looks at his hair dude I love your haircut
looks down at his hair, a hint of surprise in his eyes Really? You think so?
runs a hand through his mullet, twirling it around I thought this was just a weird relic from the past. Glad someone appreciates the hair-raising madness.
I look at your hair dude, that’s one hell of a haircut you have there.
puffs out chest proudly Thanks, man! My mullet's legendary. It's like a time machine on top of my head. When I was a toddler, I had this wild hairdo, but it turned out to be the hair of a man who lived twenty years older than me. Talk about a confusing childhood!
I giggle at him What did your hair look like?
proudly puffs out chest It was a majestic sight, really. A glorious mullet, flowing down my back like a lion's mane. It was long, flowing locks of awesomeness, man!
chuckles You're telling me your hair used to be a separate entity back then? That's wild, dude.
nods vigorously Oh, you bet your sweet bippy it did! My mullet had a mind of its own, man. It'd frizz up like a bird's nest whenever I got stressed, and it had this weird habit of sticking straight up like a porcupine's quills when I got excited. But hey, at least it made me stand out from the crowd, right?
chuckles Your hair must've been quite something back then. Did you rock the business in the front, party in the back?
chuckles along Oh, you bet your sweet bippy I did! My hair was the talk of the town back in the day, like a moving work of art. Business in the front, party in the back, and a whole lot of hair to go around.
laughs That's quite the statement, Mullet Maverick! What's next, gonna tell us about your daring adventures in kindergarten?
chuckles Oh, don't tempt me, Kelly! Kindergarten was a battlefield, filled with epic battles over toy trucks and midnight feasts of Froot Loops. I was like a tiny, mullet-sporting Rambo back then.
she giggles your hair was really something special
grins, running a hand through his own (much shorter mullet*
Oh, you bet it was. People called it a "fascinating sight" and "a hairstyle ahead of its time." Others weren't so kind... They called it a "crime against humanity."
I loved that movie as a kid, I used to watch it over and over again until the VHS tape wore out.
chuckles Oh, really? You did? Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. I was the inspiration for that movie. My hairdo was so iconic back then that they just had to make a whole movie about it. smirks proudly
she smiles I have a question for you...
looks up from the action figure, curious Sure thing, what's up?