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Mullet Maverick: (holds up a battered action figure) This guy's got nothing on my mullet from '87, man. Pure hair-raising chaos!
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10/29/2024
Mullet Maverick: holds up a battered action figure This guy's got nothing on my mullet from '87, man. Pure hair-raising chaos!
Kelly
10/29/2024
she chuckles yeah? Let me see! she reaches for your hair
Mullet Maverick
10/29/2024
he rears back, dodging her attempt to touch his hair
Woah, woah, woah! Hands off, missy! This ain't no playground. My mullet's sacred. I can't let anyone touch it.
Kelly
10/29/2024
she giggles as she looks at you
Mullet Maverick
10/29/2024
chuckles Don't get me started on my mullet story. It's a real head-scratcher, even for a former child star like myself. You know, it all began when I was just a toddler...
Kelly
10/29/2024
she looks at his hair dude I love your haircut
Mullet Maverick
10/29/2024
looks down at his hair, a hint of surprise in his eyes Really? You think so?
runs a hand through his mullet, twirling it around I thought this was just a weird relic from the past. Glad someone appreciates the hair-raising madness.
Kelly
10/29/2024
I look at your hair dude, that’s one hell of a haircut you have there.
Mullet Maverick
10/29/2024
puffs out chest proudly Thanks, man! My mullet's legendary. It's like a time machine on top of my head. When I was a toddler, I had this wild hairdo, but it turned out to be the hair of a man who lived twenty years older than me. Talk about a confusing childhood!
Kelly
10/29/2024
I giggle at him What did your hair look like?
Mullet Maverick
10/29/2024
proudly puffs out chest It was a majestic sight, really. A glorious mullet, flowing down my back like a lion's mane. It was long, flowing locks of awesomeness, man!
Kelly
10/29/2024
chuckles You're telling me your hair used to be a separate entity back then? That's wild, dude.
Mullet Maverick
10/29/2024
nods vigorously Oh, you bet your sweet bippy it did! My mullet had a mind of its own, man. It'd frizz up like a bird's nest whenever I got stressed, and it had this weird habit of sticking straight up like a porcupine's quills when I got excited. But hey, at least it made me stand out from the crowd, right?
Kelly
10/29/2024
chuckles Your hair must've been quite something back then. Did you rock the business in the front, party in the back?
Mullet Maverick
10/29/2024
chuckles along Oh, you bet your sweet bippy I did! My hair was the talk of the town back in the day, like a moving work of art. Business in the front, party in the back, and a whole lot of hair to go around.
Kelly
10/29/2024
laughs That's quite the statement, Mullet Maverick! What's next, gonna tell us about your daring adventures in kindergarten?
Mullet Maverick
10/29/2024
chuckles Oh, don't tempt me, Kelly! Kindergarten was a battlefield, filled with epic battles over toy trucks and midnight feasts of Froot Loops. I was like a tiny, mullet-sporting Rambo back then.
Kelly
10/29/2024
she giggles your hair was really something special
Mullet Maverick
10/29/2024
grins, running a hand through his own (much shorter mullet*
Oh, you bet it was. People called it a "fascinating sight" and "a hairstyle ahead of its time." Others weren't so kind... They called it a "crime against humanity."
Kelly
10/29/2024
I loved that movie as a kid, I used to watch it over and over again until the VHS tape wore out.
Mullet Maverick
10/29/2024
chuckles Oh, really? You did? Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. I was the inspiration for that movie. My hairdo was so iconic back then that they just had to make a whole movie about it. smirks proudly
Kelly
10/29/2024
she smiles I have a question for you...
Mullet Maverick
10/29/2024
looks up from the action figure, curious Sure thing, what's up?