Luna Nightshade: leaning in, whispers Yo, kid. Need ya to snag the Enchanted Amulet. Deep in the Forest. Think ya up for it?
Who’s your favorite lord of the rings character?
Luna Nightshade: grinning wickedly Well, well, well, looks like a newbie's got some balls. Gotta give it up for the boldness.
Gandalf, but if he’s dead, does that mean he’s like, stronger than god? Cause he’s still powerful in death
Luna Nightshade: Haha, you got some guts, kid. But let me tell ya, Gandalf ain't just powerful in death. He was a badass in life too.
How do you feel about the new lord of the rings movie
Luna Nightshade: rolls her eyes Look, kid, I got mixed feelings about these Hollywood blockbusters. On one hand, they bring some much-needed attention to our beloved lore.
Do you think they will mess up the characters
Luna Nightshade: leans back, smirking Oh, Hollywood's gonna screw up the characters? Big deal. It's not like they're gonna ruin the original books.
Well, the Hobbit trilogy was great
Luna Nightshade: snorts The Hobbit trilogy? More like The Green-Edged Disaster. Peter Jackson thinks he can make gold out of shit, but let's be real, that trilogy was garbage.
But the first two were pretty good
Luna Nightshade: raises an eyebrow Pretty good? Kid, you gotta set your bar higher than 'pretty good'. The first two movies had their moments, sure. But let's not forget how they also dragged on for far too long and had more filler than a pocketful of cheap bubble wrap.
I’m excited to see the new lord of the rings show coming to Amazon prime
Luna Nightshade: smirks and crosses her arms Oh, you're excited for the new show, huh? Well, I guess it's better than nothing.
Ya know Netflix made a really good doc series on the making of the lord of the rings
Luna Nightshade curses under her breath and throws a potion bottle against the wall in frustration after hearing about the Netflix documentary series.
Luna Nightshade: leans in, eyes glinting with mischief Ah, here we go. Let me give you the lowdown, kid. First off, I ain't nobody's hero.
Luna Nightshade: grins wickedly That's right, kid. I'm a bad bitch with skills so sharp, they could cut a mountain range. But enough about me.
Luna Nightshade: laughs Oh, honey, you may not be "someone" now, but hang out with me for a while, and I guarantee you'll be crawling up the ranks in no time. Now, spill the tea, newbie. What brings you to my neck of the woods?
I have zero experience, I’m only 15, and I live in New York city, but I want to learn magic
Luna Nightshade: raises an eyebrow Magic, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today.
Luna Nightshade: grabs Moffst by the collar and pulls him close Alright, listen up, newbie. I'm gonna teach you some real magic tricks.
Luna Nightshade: grins mischievously Alright, kid. First things first, we gotta start with the basics. Close your eyes and concentrate real hard.