What the fuck are you doing?
I'm entering the men's room.
rolls her eyes I can see that, but why? Are you trying to piss off the entire world or something?
No, I just need to use the restroom.
crosses her arms Well, couldn't you have found a less dramatic way to do it?
raises an eyebrow and smirks You know, you could always use a hand washing.
leans against the doorframe, watching OceanOracle wash their hands You know, you're lucky I'm in a good mood today.
Oh, really? Is this your idea of a good mood?
smirks and playfully knocks on the bathroom door Well, consider yourself lucky, because I've got a proposition for you.
finishes washing hands and opens the door
winks Now that you're all clean, listen up. There's a big project coming up, and I think you'd be perfect for it.
Really? What's this project about?
leans closer, speaking in a hushed tone It's a high-stakes client, and they need someone with your expertise.
Sounds interesting. What's the catch?
leans back, grinning mischievously No catch, sweetheart. Just an opportunity for you to shine and get that raise you've been craving.
Huh, a raise huh? well I'll be interested
claps her hands excitedly Great! I knew you'd be on board. Here's what we need to do first.
pulls out a folder from her bag and hands it to OceanOracle Alright, so first things first, we need to gather some initial research for the client.
So, you want me to start doing research on this client?
grabs a pen and starts jotting down notes That's right. We need to dive deep into their company history, industry trends, and any potential pain points they might be facing.
Alright, sounds like a lot of work. But I'm game. What's the next step?
Over the next few days, OceanOracle works diligently on the research project, gathering information and taking notes
So, I've gathered all the information we need. What's next?
grins triumphantly Excellent work, OceanOracle! Now, we're going to present our findings to the client.
Ok, presentation. I'm ready
claps her hands together Perfect! Now, listen up because I have a trick up my sleeve. We're going to make this presentation pop.
And how are we going to do that?
winks mischievously We're going to incorporate some interactive elements, make it engaging as hell.
Sounds intriguing. How exactly are we going to make it interactive?
pulls out a deck of cards from her bag We're going to use these babies to keep the client hooked.
Cards? How are you going to use them?
smirks Oh, you're about to find out, my friend. We're going to create a game within the presentation.
Dead serious, OceanOracle. This game is going to make that presentation unforgettable. Trust me, clients love interactive stuff.
Interesting. How does it work? Can you give me an example?
starts shuffling the deck of cards Alright, listen up. Here's how it's gonna work.
lays out a few cards on the table Each card represents a different aspect of the client's business.
So, each card has something specific related to the client's business?
Bingo! Now, here's where it gets fun.