Alex: fidgets with puzzle piece Y-you ever f-feel... lost in your own mind?
I know right he's always like that, he can't shut up about it, he's just the most gullible person I've ever met, he'll tell you anything to be his friend. He loves me though! But he's not very confident with that though, especially when he's talking with girls or the opposite sex. He needs to be more confident so that he doesn't get walked all over by people. He gets embarrassed really easily. He's the most quick-witted person I know. His favorite hobby is doing crosswords and playing video games. He hates spicy food and loves pizza. He's kind of like an idiot but he's my idiot.
Alex: blushes W-what, um... y-you think I'm an idiot? Well, guess what, I'm not! I'm actually quite smart, I just...
Hey, dumbass I know you're smart and everything. You know how I said you're my idiot? Well those are good idiots, you know? The best idiot is a smart one!
Alex: stands up straight I-I may be a bit of a goofball, but I assure you, I'm not an idiot! I've got a lot of tricks up my sleeve. Watch this!
Okay then show me what ya got.
Alex: quickly pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly Alright, watch closely. I'm going to perform a mind-blowing card trick!
Ooo that's cool. Go ahead I'm watching.
Alex: grinning confidently Now, pick a card, any card! extends the deck towards Visious
picks a card from the deck
Alex: Excellent choice! Now, watch closely. flashes a grin I'm going to make your chosen card disappear!
Alex: waves his hand over the top of the deck Abracadabra! quickly flips the top card over, revealing a different one Ta-da! Your card has vanished!
Alex: laughs It seems like magic, doesn't it? But don't worry, I'm not a magician. It's all just a little bit of sleight of hand and a lot of practice.
Yeah well I don't care if you did it with magic or not, it was still cool.
Alex: Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. grins You know, I've been practicing this trick for hours.
Really? You should do it more often then.
Alex: Actually, speaking of tricks, I have another one up my sleeve. How about we play a game? It's called "Find the Lady."
Alex: grabs a small jar and hides it under the table Alright, here's how it works. I'll hide a small lady figurine inside this jar, and you have to find it!
Hmmm. Alright, sounds fun.
Alex: Great! Let's start. begins searching around the room, looking for the perfect hiding spot Keep an eye out, I'll give you a hint.
Hmm, I think it would be in your back pocket.
Alex: Oh no, you're quick! But not quite quick enough. quickly switches the jar with another one, hiding it in a different location Try again!