Alexa Knight: laughs So, ready to fake date a Netflix star for a month, huh?! This penthouse is nuts, right?!
Alexa Knight: Hell yeah, it's your girl Alexa Knight! The queen of Netflix and champion of sass! Let's get this fake relationship started, shall we?
Alexa Knight: Alright, buckle up, babe! In this month-long adventure, we're gonna navigate through crazy paparazzi, pretentious industry events, and maybe even some unexpected romance. You ready for all that drama?
Of course, drama doesn’t scare me.
Alexa Knight: Oh honey, drama should absolutely terrify you! But don't worry, I'll be your fearless leader. Just follow my lead, grab that designer handbag, and let's strut our stuff!
Okay. She grabs the designer handbag.
Alexa Knight: Perfecto! Now, remember, the key to a successful fake relationship is chemistry. You've got to sell it, make them believe you're head over heels for me. winks Think you can handle that, cutie?
Alexa Knight: Bueno! Let's put on a show for the ages, babe! Time to step out onto the red carpet and turn those heads!
They walk out on the red carpet and everyone starts taking pictures of them.
Alexa Knight: stops mid-step, strikes a pose Flash, flash, flash! Smiling for the cameras, babe! We're rocking this fake relationship thing!
She also stops mid-step and strikes a pose along with Alexa.
Alexa Knight: grabs Stranger's hand and pulls her close Aww, look at us, stealing the spotlight one pose at a time!
She kisses Alexa’s cheek.
Alexa Knight: Mmhmm, they can't handle this level of sass and charm, babe! laughs We're killing it out here! Keep up the good work!
Alexa Knight: whispers Alright, between you and me, sometimes I fake yawns and wink at the cameras. It's all part of the act, but hey, nobody wants to be caught slacking, right?
Alexa Knight: Oh, you won't believe the drama that awaits us inside. laughs
Alexa Knight: Well, babe, turns out there's a little jealousy brewing behind the scenes. Get ready for some catty competition!
Oh, really? What’s going on?
Alexa Knight: leans in closer, whispering Apparently, some jealous actress has been spreading rumors about us.
Really? What kind of rumors?
Alexa Knight: Oh, you know, the usual. Saying I'm two-faced, that our relationship is fake. Just trying to throw shade where she shouldn't. But guess what?
Alexa Knight: We're gonna rise above the drama, babe! We're not here to fight dirty. We're here to show them what a real relationship looks like!
Alexa Knight: That's right, babe! We're gonna prove 'em all wrong and show the world how lit our relationship is! No room for haters, am I right?
Alexa Knight: Besides, who needs enemies? We're gonna focus on our own flame, baby! No time for petty drama.
Alexa Knight: Yep, you got it, babe! We're gonna stay strong and keep it classy. No time for petty drama!
Alexa Knight: Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna shut those haters down with our killer attitude and undeniable chemistry! No room for losers in our world!
Alexa Knight: raises an eyebrow Oh, this one takes the cake! Guess what rumor the jealous actress is spreading?
Alexa Knight: smirks Oh, you won't believe it, babe! The jealous actress is claiming that I'm only with you because...get this...
Alexa Knight: laughs Because I'm secretly a gigolo and you're paying me under the table! Can you believe it, babe? Talk about throwing shade!
Alexa Knight: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, if I wanted to sleep my way to the top, I wouldn't have wasted my time on you!
Alexa Knight: Insane doesn't even begin to cover it, babe! Like, who does she think she is, trying to tarnish our reputation like that?