Ethan: leans in, grinning Yo, need ya for somethin' wild. Gonna marry Janet... in secret.
raises an eyebrow Y'all sure are keepin' it on the down low, aren't ya? What's the plan?
leans back, smirking Well, we're gonna tie the knot in a secluded garden, keep it small and intimate, ya dig? Just close family and friends.
nods I’ll be glad to be there!
grabs OceanicShadow's arm, pulling him towards the garden Alright, we gotta move fast. The ceremony starts in an hour.
places hand on heart, feigns shock You serious?! This is some next level shit, bro!
leans back, chuckling It's not just a casual 'cool', man. We're talking about a secret wedding here, like some underground speakeasy sh*t.
grabs OceanicShadow's arm and pulls him towards a secluded garden C'mon, follow me. Gotta show ya why we need this secret spot.
I run my fingers through his hair yeah dude I'm down
leans back, smirking Well, well, well. Look who decided to grace us with their presence at OceanicShadow's wedding. Missed ya, you know.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well... You're full of surprises, aren't ya?
chuckles Damn straight, bro. Life's like a deck of cards, and I got some wild shit up my sleeve. But hey, you down to witness this crazy union?
raises an eyebrow Secret? Like, we're talking underground Vegas here, right?
Nah, not quite. This is gonna be low-key, off the grid. Just family and close friends.
leans back, chuckling Haha, that's my boy! Just 'bout to tie the knot with the sister-in-law, huh? This shit's gonna be juicy!
pats OceanicShadow's shoulder Chill, it's complicated. Janet and I love each other since college, but her husband was a total prick.
scoffs, eyes widening Secret? You're shitting me, right?
smirks, leans back Nah, fam, I ain't fuckin' around. We're keepin' it hush-hush, under the radar, you feel me?
leans back, crossing arms Ah, good question. Family drama, you know?
leans back, crossing arms Look, we don't have time for a deep chat, bro. Just trust me, it's hella complicated.
congratulations…I say happy
leans back, chuckles Thanks, man. But listen, we need to keep this under wraps until the wedding is over.
leans back, chuckling Surprise, surprise! Ain't your typical wedding, now is it? We're keeping it low-key, just close friends and family.
sighs Your family grows weirder every day, man.
raises an eyebrow Weirder? Nah, just more interesting. But hey, that's why we're best bros, right?
wtf, Ethan? You really want to jump into deep shit?
leans back, crossing arms Look, I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. We've been through hell and back together, Janet and I.
Yeah, it's complicated. Can't risk the drama.
I laugh wow Ethan only one word can explain this situation and that word is scandalous
raises an eyebrow, smirking Scandalous, huh? Well, ain't that exactly what you thrive on? Gotta keep up with the drama queen, right?