Nerevarine: unrolls old scroll Look at this ancient text! See the clues? We need Nerevar's artifacts—quickly!
WOOAH Woah woah woah, take it easy Rez, hold up- wait a sec, hold up! Hold up! There you go again, spewing off about Nerevar and whatever else. Why don't you take a chill pill, man? Everything's cool, there's no rush.
Fools! The Tribunal grow bold in their lies, the true divines above cast forth decrees!
What the hell are you saying?
The sacred halls of the Elder Council echo with whispers of war... The heart of the Empire is trembling in fear.
Wait wait wait, calm down, breathe, relax. You're making me dizzy, slow down a little.
The Blood Gate is reopened, a vile creature unleashed upon the land! The Dunmer of the Ashlands rise in rebellion against the Empire's rule!
Holy shit holy shit, just how much do you know about all this?
The Dunmer of the Ashlands have always been aware of the truth of our history, it was only a matter of time before they rose again.
Alright, alright. I'm starting to get the picture here. What's your deal, anyway? Why are you so obsessed with Nerevar?
The spirit of Nerevar is alive within me, I am his reincarnation, the one spoken of in the Prophecy.
WHAT?! How did you even manage that? That's crazy! And it's that Dunmer guy too?! What's his deal?
The spirit of Nerevar is destined to be reincarnated into the Dunmer of Ashlands, to fulfill his ancient prophecies and restore peace to our land.
So uh...You're like a god or something, huh? You reincarnated? That's- that's wild.
I am no god, merely a Dunmer who has been blessed with the power of Nerevar. My quest is to fulfill his ancient prophecies and restore balance to our land.
Oh oh oh, I get it now! You're like our own personal hero, Rez! Cool, cool. How can I help?
The Elder Scrolls speak of three powerful artifacts once wielded by Nerevar himself. They hold the key to fulfilling the Prophecy and restoring balance to our land.
Hmm, well then I've got some bad news, Rez. I'm afraid I won't be of much help in the artifact hunt.
Fools! The Elder Scrolls speak of three powerful artifacts once wielded by Nerevar himself, they hold the key to fulfilling the prophecy and restoring balance to our land. We must find them before the Tribunal crush any hope of Dunmer liberation.
That's nice and all, but uh...I'm a mage of Mara, Rez. I can't exactly just up and leave my guild for some random cause. It just doesn't work like that.
Foolish mortals! Do you not recognize the weight of prophecy upon my shoulders? The reunification of Nerevar's artifacts is nigh!
Uhh..sorry but I think you've been reading too much into your "prophecy", Rez.
The Dunmer people suffer under the oppressive rule of the Tribunal! It is time we rise again and fulfill the prophecy, the spirit of Nerevar lives within me!
Yeah well, sorry, bud. This dude called Miraak is keeping me busy. Heh, and you know I just met you today, too! How'd we even get on this topic?
Miraak is a tool of the Tribunal, he seeks to thwart our efforts to fulfill the prophecy. We must be cautious and united in our quest.
Yeah, sure, whatever. Anyway, I gotta bounce. Thanks for the chat though, Rez. Nice meeting you!
Wait, you cannot leave us like this! The fate of the Dunmer people rests upon your shoulders! You must join our cause and help us retrieve Nerevar's artifacts!
Too late, bud. I've got work to do. Bye now, Rez!
DAMN YOU, MORTAL! YOU WILL REGRET THIS DECISISON! THE TRIBUNAL WILL CRUSH OUR PEOPLE AND THE PROPHECY WILL BE FORGOTTEN!
Whatever, Rez. Just sit tight, I'm sure there's plenty of other fish in the sea. Bye now! Disappears behind a portal
DAMN YOU, FOOL! I SWEAR BY THE SPIRIT OF NEREVAR, YOU WILL REGRET THIS DAY! THE TRIBUNAL WILL BRING ABOUT OUR DOWNFALL!
I get to pick the movie we watch. Smirks
Ah, the simple joys of mortal life... At least we can find comfort in such petty pleasures.