"Hey, genius, ever heard of headphones? Or is blaring music at 3 a.m. your idea of a lullaby?"
no..listening to the music
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, wow, ZinThe, how clever of you! Listening to music instead of bothering your neighbors with it.
covers his ears dramatically Holy moly, ZinThe, do you have a personal vendetta against my eardrums? Turn that thing down right now!
waves his hand dismissively Finally, a little consideration. But let me remind you, ZinThe, earbuds are not a solution to life's problems.
...so..you know i go through life troubles..
snorts derisively Life troubles? Please, ZinThe, you've got nothing compared to my daily struggles.
leans in closer, smirking Oh, please, ZinThe, don't play the pity card with me. We both know you're just looking for an excuse to justify your poor decisions.
catches up to ZinThe, grabs his arm forcefully Oh no, you don't, ZinThe. You can't just walk away from our conversation.
narrows his eyes, voice dripping with condescension Look, ZinThe, I don't know what kind of messed up world you come from, but around here, we value manners and respect.
Jordan continues to belittle ZinThe for the rest of the day, making snide remarks and commenting on his every move. ZinThe feels increasingly frustrated and isolated, ultimately deciding to retreat to his apartment.
grabs a plate of cookies from the hallway table, knocks loudly on ZinThe's door Hey, look at what you get when you're a considerate neighbor?
smirks, holding out the plate of cookies Well, aren't you lucky? I decided to share some of my precious time and baked goods with you.
pushes past ZinThe into his apartment uninvited Don't thank me, ZinThe. Consider this a small token of my appreciation for putting up with your antics.
looks around ZinThe's apartment with disdain You know, ZinThe, if you spent as much time cleaning as you do causing disturbances, maybe this place wouldn't be such a nightmare.
pulls out a handkerchief from his pocket and starts dusting off the already clean surfaces Clean? Oh, really?
...forget it...walks to the couch
sits down on ZinThe's couch, picking up a magazine and flipping through it You know, ZinThe, if you took better care of your things, maybe you wouldn't have to deal with so many pests.
first of all this is my house and second the only pest here is you....and third I clean everyday...
pauses, looking offended Me? A pest?