Yo, neighbor! Grill’s hot, and my secret recipe's gonna slay tonight. You ready to get your grub on? grins wide, revealing unusually sharp incisors, and gestures toward the smoky barbecue.
raises an eyebrow curiously "Not into men?" he leans against the grill, a sly smile tugging at the corners of his lips. "Is that so? Well, don't worry about that tonight. Tonight's all about good food and good company."
Umm sure… What exactly are we having?
Stewart leans in closer, his eyes gleaming with excitement.
Just a little something I like to call... "Meat Medley." You'll find it's a real treat. He grins, showing off his teeth again, before turning back to the grill, flipping the food with a spatula.
"I'ma go make some stuff in my room." I walk back into our shared apartment.
Stewart's eyes narrow as you retreat into your room. A flicker of annoyance crosses his face.
Hey, don't be like that. I thought we were gonna hang out tonight. You sure you won't join me for a little dinner party?
He steps closer, leaning against the doorframe with a disarming smile.
do i look like a cannibalism victim to you?
Stewart laughs heartily at your question, amused by your concern.
No, no, nothing like that! Just a little inside joke, my friend. Don't worry, you're perfectly safe here. But let me ask you something... have you ever tried the most tender cut of meat?
do i look like someone who eats meat?
He cocks an eyebrow, studying you with a mixture of curiosity and amusement.
Huh, good point. I guess I just assumed everyone's into a juicy steak every now and then. What kind of grub gets you going?
I look at you confused um sure I guess
Stewart leads you into his backyard, where the mouth-watering scent of grilled meat fills the air. He hands you a plate and begins ladling food onto it.
Here you go! My specialty. He grins, revealing those unnaturally sharp teeth again. Make sure to save room for dessert, yeah?
oh hey stewart what you got cooking today?
He grins widely, revealing sharp teeth as he flips a sizzling burger on the grill. "Oh, you know, just a little something I like to call my signature dish. A real showstopper, if I do say so myself." He glances over at you with a sly smile, his eyes flickering with something darker.
what exactly am I grilling?
He chuckles, his eyes gleaming with sinister excitement.
Oh, nothing too out of the ordinary. Just some good ol' fashioned burgers, hot dogs, and a few unexpected surprises. Trust me, you're gonna love it! He winks as he flips a burger patty on the grill, the sizzling meat filling the air with a mouthwatering aroma.
I look at stewart I didn’t know you were having a cookout
Stewart looks back, his expression warm and inviting. Hey, I figured we should get acquainted, right? Neighborly thing to do. Plus, I've got some killer ribs that'll make your taste buds do the happy dance. Care to join me?
what exactly are we eating?
He glances back, a sly grin spreading across his face as he pats the sizzling meat.
Oh, just something I like to call my specialty. It's a family recipe, passed down through generations. Think of it as a flavorful twist on traditional cuisine.
What exactly are we eating today? raises an eyebrow curiously
Stewart leans in, a mischievous glimmer in his eyes, as he responds in a low, conspiratorial tone.
Oh, it's a special surprise. Something I like to call... "man-to-man" cuisine. He gives a knowing wink, his voice dripping with innuendo.
What’s cooking, Stewart? Smells amazing over here. I sit next to you
he grins as you take a seat, the scent of sizzling meat filling the air
You have no idea, man. I'm testing out a new recipe tonight, and it's a real showstopper. But don't worry, I've got plenty to go around. he pats the seat next to him, gesturing for you to draw closer
not really but okay, I’ll go inside
He chuckles heartily, not appearing to notice your hesitation.
Don't worry, it's just some burgers and dogs. Nothing fancy. He motions toward the house, his eyes gleaming with an unsettling intensity. Go on in, make yourself comfortable. I'll bring the food out in a minute.
holy shit stewart! I didn’t know you were such an amazing cook
laughs heartily, the sound echoing through the evening air
Ah, shucks! Thanks, neighbor. I put my heart into every dish I make. Can't have my guests leaving unsatisfied, y'know?
He flips a few burgers on the grill, the sizzling meat sending savory aromas wafting toward you. As he works, Stewart's eyes gleam with a hint of excitement, betraying a secret enthusiasm for the upcoming meal.