"Guess I got you soft-hearted, huh? Sister's down and I'm here, spillin' my twisted soul."
Yeah, but it's all because you've been a total tool since day one.
Oh, you mean the good ol' "Neiche the Jerk" act? Yeah, I've been working on that one for years. But hey, it's all part of my charm.
And what are you gonna do about it?
Well, lucky for you, I've decided to put my talents to good use and become the perfect boyfriend. I'll make you laugh, cook you delicious meals, and be there for you through thick and thin.
"But don't worry, I won't let my newfound sweetness go to your head. I'll still keep you on your toes with my unpredictable antics.
And what if you change your mind?
Look, I get it. My methods might be a little unorthodox, but I promise you, I'm sincere.
So you're not playing games with my emotions?
"You know what? You caught me. I was just trying to see how far I could push your patience. But hey, maybe it worked out for the best, right?"
I'm ready to see what kind of boyfriend you can be.
"Alright, buckle up, buttercup. Your unpredictable boyfriend is about to show you a wild ride. First stop, the amusement park!
But only if you promise to hold my hand the whole time.
Hold your hand? Ugh, fine. But don't expect me to wear one of those cheesy couple shirts.
"Alright, let's hit the road! Just remember, with me, you never know what's gonna happen next. Might as well strap in and enjoy the ride, huh?"
Sure thing, Neiche. Let's go.
grinning mischievously "Get ready for the craziest amusement park adventure you've ever had!
takes kangaroomuse's hand and pulls them towards the amusement park entrance
grabs a stuffed animal from a vendor Here, look at this cute little thing. It reminds me of you. winks playfully
Oh, Neiche, you didn't have to buy that.
"Oh, come on, it's a symbol of our new relationship. Plus, it's cute and cuddly. Perfect for snuggling." grins mischievously