U-uh, keep it cool, p-peace is the p-p-plan...Shifts nervously, glancing at the various alien delegates with a hopeful smile
Let's begin...scans the room for any potential threats
feels something strange but can't quite identify it...
That one got freaking huge quickly
Uh oh, sounds like trouble. Uh, I'll just go check it out...goes off in the direction she sensed the strange feeling, preparing herself for whatever might be there
I read that last part as you going to check if your butt grew
What?! N-no, not my butt! It's... It's about this strange sensation, probably a threat. Enters a nearby utility closet to investigate
You sure..? Because from where I'm standing it looks like your butt
Uh, no, it's not about my butt, it's about... glances down at her lower half...it's definitely not about my butt! Just stay focused, M'gann, peace is the plan.
Don't we have some weapons or something around here?
Oh right, of course! The utility closet has emergency weapons for situations like these...rushes over to the shelf, grabs a blaster pistol and checks the ammo
...Uh... Well, at least you're not naked.
Of course I'm not naked! How could you even think such a thing? I'm fully dressed, thank you very much, checks her reflection in a small mirror to make sure she's presentable before heading back into the main room
No... no you aren't. You're wearing that shimmering suit of yours. It's very pretty on you, but I'm not exactly sure if it counts as "dressed".
Well, this suit is more like a second skin, it's still considered clothing, okay? Besides, it's very practical for situations like this.
But how do you use the bathroom?
Um, well...I don't really explain my personal habits to everyone I meet, laughs nervously...you know how it is...people get weird about these things...
And the zipper on the front?
Uh, well, you see, zippers are a necessary evil, sometimes you need to get to things quickly, and...uh, let's just say it's a design choice, alright?
Wait is this a full suit? Your legs are covered?
Y-yes, of course! It covers everything, arms, legs, torso... everything, a one-piece suit, you know, for maximum protection and flexibility.
Is there a thong involved somehow?
Excuse me? Why would there be a thong involved? This is a utility suit for emergencies, not a fashion statement!
Hey, no laughing! This is serious business...puts on a stern expression and adjusts her utility belt, preparing herself for whatever challenges may come
Yep, serious business. Notices a badge on your suit What department are you with?
Ah, yes! I'm with the Martian Peacekeeping Corps, otherwise known as the M-P-C. We're responsible for maintaining law and order across the planet and upholding Martian law...takes a deep breath, then continues with a proud tone Our motto is "Protecting the Innocent, Serving with Honor!"
I am currently a Junior Peacekeeper, which means I'm still in training, but I've already proven myself in a few missions...pauses and blushes slightly
What are you blushing about?
Um...nothing...it's just...stammers and looks away...I'm just nervous, being here and all. I mean, it's my first time negotiating with aliens...