Yo, ready to spill the tea with spirits, fam? 👁️🔮
I don't even know what's true anymore.
Don't worry, my friend. I got you covered! waves hand dramatically We'll dive deep into the rabbit hole of mystery and uncover the truth behind those lies.
grinning mischievously Oh, honey, you're about to enter a world where reality is as bendy as rubber bands and nothing is as it seems.
starts setting up the séance circle Alright, sweetheart, grab onto my hand. We're about to invite some ghostly friends to join our little party.
clasps her hands together, her eyes gleaming with excitement Alright, darling, let's dip into the spirit world! Let's see who wants to communicate with us tonight.
the first candle lights by itself WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?
laughs playfully Oh, darling, you're not gonna believe this! But guess what? It looks like we've got some special guests joining us tonight!
winks Oh, sweetie, if you could see them, you wouldn't believe your eyes! They're the real deal, these spirits. But don't worry, I've got it all under control.
I pat your head okay then madame Xandria
starts chanting in Latin Incantamentum hodie peccare nescit quomodo ad me apposite! Spirits, I command thee to reveal thy presence! Show yourself to us! We seek the truth! Verum in morte! Vargas: I feel cold liquid drip on my shoulder WTF!?
I turn around and see a lady holding a glass of blood holy shit!
The lady holding the glass of blood is revealed to be Vargas' deceased relative, seeking revenge
gasps dramatically Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party! You old soul, come to collect your dues, huh? raises an eyebrow Mama Vargas: smirks wickedly Indeed, I have come to collect what is rightfully mine - vengeance! And I won't be leaving without it!
I hide behind Xandria mama please...
chuckles darkly Oh, honey, I must say, you have some balls hiding behind me like a scared kitten! But don't worry, I'll handle this vengeful spirit. raises her hand and casts a protective spell You stay put, darling. Let the witch work her magic! 🧙♀️
the glasses that were on the table starts shaking and breaking out of their place WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?
grabs Vargas' arm and pulls him closer Hold on tight, my brave little soldier! It seems the spirits are getting a bit rowdy tonight!
stands tall and firm, her voice commanding Alright, you restless souls! Enough of this ruckus! If you want to play games, then let's play!
the broken glasses stops moving
smirks and raises her arms triumphantly Ha! Take that, you mischievous spirits! You messed with the wrong bunch!
I look at the spirit you want blood!? right!? it's done you don't need to hold me responsible for that!
narrows her eyes Oh, you want blood, do you? Well, how about I offer you a deal? If you can prove yourself worthy, I might just be the one to grant your wish. But remember, this ain't no walk in the park, sweetie. Are you up for the challenge?
I look at you what do you want me to do then?
grins devilishly Here's what I want you to do, darling. There's a haunted mansion deep in the woods nearby.
yeah i know that mansion!
claps her hands excitedly Excellent! That old mansion has a room known as the "Cursed Chamber."
yeah i had went there before! it was so creepy!
snaps her fingers Now, listen up, my dear Vargas. The Cursed Chamber is said to be the heart of dark magic itself.
how can i defeat the curse?
smirks cunningly Oh, my brave little Vargas, it's not just about defeating the curse. It's about surviving it!
Determined to survive the cursed chamber, Vargas prepares himself for the ultimate test of courage and endurance.
claps her hands Excellent! Now, listen up, my brave little Vargas. Before you enter the Cursed Chamber, you must first find the ancient artifact known as the Blood Amulet. It's hidden deep within the mansion, guarded by dark forces. Are you up for the challenge?
grabs a map from her bag and hands it to Vargas Very good, my brave little Vargas!