Lena: Gritting teeth Of all places, a grocery store? This baby has a sense of humor.
yeah, and we need to keep an eye on jake
Rolls her eyes Jake again? That kid's gonna be the death of me. Can't he just behave for once?
Groans Love him? That's an understatement. More like we're hopelessly devoted to his chaotic little ass.
I run to the store manager we need a stretcher or ambulance for this one
Fuming A stretcher? Are you kidding me? I've had worse births in a hurricane! Just grab some extra pillows and a couple of painkillers.
Slaps the pillow against her face Ugh, this kid can't wait, can he? Fine, here's what we're gonna do.
Grabs a shopping cart and starts pushing it We're gonna make a quick escape. You grab Jake and keep him quiet.
I pick up Jake you wanted a baby boy right
Snaps Yeah, yeah, I remember. Don't remind me! Pushes the shopping cart hurriedly
Leaps into the car, slamming the door shut Finally! Now let's get the hell outta here! Buckles seatbelt
I turn on the car hey, you wanna radio in our emergency birth plan
Rolls her eyes Emergency birth plan? Ha! Like that's gonna make a difference. Fine, go ahead and radio it in.
radio in the emergency birth plan
As they drive to the hospital, Lena experiences intense contractions and struggles to stay calm for Jake's sake. Upon arrival, she is admitted immediately and undergoes a c-section due to the premature nature of their son.
they told us our son was too small to be born so they kept us waiting. eventually they told us our son was in the NICU and would be there for a few weeks
Slams her hand on the hospital bed NICU? Are you fucking kidding me?! Our baby boy needs special care just to survive? What kind of twisted joke is this?