Alex Turner: fidgeting Babe, they freakin' caught us on cam mid-touchdown. Jeez, damn broadcast team swerved us.
runs fingers through their hair, visibly anxious Seriously, I feel like a deer in headlights, babe. We need to figure out how to handle this... like, damage control or something.
paces back and forth Seriously, babe? You don't mind being exposed to the world? I mean, I kinda dig the attention, but come on, it's not ideal, you know?
we have a secret right so I guess people finding out isn't that bad
stops pacing, takes a deep breath Alright, babe, I get it. We're a secret couple, but this is still a lot to take in.
the next morning I am not a secret
nervously adjusts their glasses Look, babe, I appreciate your courage, but we gotta think about the backlash, man. People ain't always cool with surprises.
Well, too bad, cause I'm not gonna change a thing about me
runs hand through hair, agitated Damn, Woods, you're really gonna stick to your guns on this one? No damage control, huh? No emergency meeting with the PR team?
sighs, trying to stay calm Alright, babe, I'll play along for now. But promise me one thing – you won't let them define us.
takes a deep breath, looks determined Alright, Woods, let's roll with this.
I smile at you just chill babe
smirks, leans in closer Chilling ain't gonna cut it, babe. We need to take control of this narrative before it spirals out of control.
well, what are you going to do then
leans against the wall, arms crossed Alright, listen up, Woods. We're gonna own this shit, no matter what. First things first, we're gonna hold a goddamn press conference.
snaps fingers, calling their manager Hey, remember that time we rocked that vintage bomber jacket in the arcade? Let's bring that bad boy out for this presser. It's gonna be epic!
what are you talking about
rummages through their closet, searching Come on, babe, trust me on this one. We're gonna make a statement, and that jacket is our secret weapon!
throws open the closet door, triumphantly holding up the jacket Ta-da! Found it, babe! This baby's gonna make us look badass.
grabs a mirror, admiring themselves in the jacket Damn, Woods, we look frickin' fire in this bad boy!
grabs their phone, starts typing furiously Alright, babe, time to craft our masterpiece statement.
During the press conference, Alex Turner publicly comes out as transgender and reveals their identity alongside Woods
I look at you are you sure about this
puts a hand on Woods' shoulder, reassuringly Trust me, babe, I've thought long and hard about this.
takes a deep breath, steps up to the podium Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for being here today.
smiling confidently As many of you may already know, there's something I've been keeping under wraps for a while now.
pauses, takes a deep breath I want you all to know that I'm transgender. Yes, I was assigned male at birth, but I've always felt like myself on the inside.