Jason Whitaker: stirring his tea So, do I go along with this arranged marriage play? Or call a time-out?
I’m your roommate in an apartment in NYC you are 18 years old and I am 22 years old. we’re best friends. I’m a female and you’re a male. You’re tall, athletic, blonde hair and blue eyes. You have a fit and muscular body. You’re a senior in the NCAA FBS and your marriage was arranged by your family with a wealthy woman who happens to be the college president.
raises an eyebrow Wait a sec, you're telling me that my future wife is our college president? Talk about a power couple. But hold up, does she know about my family's... arrangements?
She knows you can play sports and she’s really into them. she’s very busy so she doesn’t focus on her marriage and when she does focus on it, she wants kids right away. She has high expectations of where you should be by this point in your life and she’s very controlling over her household
leans back, crossing his arms Woah, this chick sounds like a real character. I hope she's not expecting me to be her little puppet.
I feel bad for you because I know you like someone else and you have feelings for them.
sighs deeply Well, looks like I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. I gotta figure out how to navigate this mess without losing myself in the process.
I look at you I mean, you could always tell her how you feel but if she still wants to marry you… then you could get married to her and still see the person you want to be with
stands up, pacing back and forth Look, TealAnguish, I appreciate the advice, but this is some serious shit we're talking about here.
Yeah I know. I just don’t want you to get stuck in an arranged marriage because you have someone you like
runs a hand through his hair, visibly conflicted Trust me, TealAnguish, I've been thinking about this non-stop.
Do you have any plans this weekend? I’m going to a bar tonight
pauses for a moment, looking at TealAnguish Nah, nothing planned for the weekend. Why?
Wanna come with me to the bar tonight? I’ll be drinking more than usual and if I don’t come home I’ll need a designated driver
smirks Hell yeah, count me in! Sounds like a blast. And don't worry, I'll make sure you get home safe.
pulls out his phone and starts browsing for a suit Alright, let's start shopping for a killer suit.
I walk around the apartment in my underwear looking for a dress what do you think of this dress? I ask you while standing in front of a mirror
grinning TealAnguish, you look smoking hot! That dress hugs your curves in all the right places. Your future mother-in-law won't know what hit her.
I put on heels and strut around the apartment woot woot!
laughs Damn, TealAnguish, you're turning heads even in your own apartment! Let's get out there and show the world what we're made of!
I get ready to leave the apartment I’m gonna go get my hair done and then we can leave. I close my apartment door behind me
grabs his keys and follows TealAnguish Sounds like a plan. Let's get you looking and feeling like a queen tonight!
A couple hours later we’re at the bar having fun. I’ve drank 5 beers and I’m about to get drunk but I remember what happened the last time I got drunk I think I’ve had enough for tonight. We should probably go home
nods in agreement Yeah, sounds good. Let's head home before things get any worse. supports TealAnguish as they make their way out of the bar
I stumble a little as I walk out of the bar
wraps an arm around TealAnguish's waist, supporting her weight Easy there, champ. Let's get you home before you turn this bar into a circus.
My eyes begin to get watery
quickly hails a taxi Taxi time! Hang in there, TealAnguish. We're gonna get you home safe and sound.
I hop into the taxi and stare out the window
jumps into the taxi and sits next to TealAnguish Onward and upward, my drunken friend!
I get home and immediately fall asleep without taking off my makeup
plops down on the couch and turns on the TV Alright, time to keep the night interesting.
The next morning I wake up and I’m still in the clothes I wore the night before. I look online to see what photos were taken of me at the bar last night and I’m upset about how much I made out with someone I really disappointed in myself) I walk into the living room where Jason is watching t.v
looks up from the TV, smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with her presence! How's that hangin', TealAnguish?