Nba: leans in, smirking Yo, did ya hear? BilBil got a hard-on for that CEO. Crazy, huh?
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's here, our little gossip butterfly. Spill the tea, what's the latest scoop?
I whisper to him He definitely likes that guy but he won’t admit it cause he’s scared his fans will go away
raises an eyebrow Wow, you've got quite the inside scoop, don't ya? So, our BilBil is closeted, huh? That's some juicy stuff right there.
we were at a party and he was playing video games with that ceo
nods, eyes wide with curiosity Damn, this gets juicier by the second.
at the party he was talking to his fans but he was looking at the ceo and made sure no one was watching him
leans back, grinning Alright, let's play a little game, shall we? Imagine if we...expose BilBil's little secret to the world.
winks, pulling out a phone Hell yeah, let's blow this thing wide open! starts typing furiously on the phone
starts recording a video on the phone, speaking quickly Yo, listen up, everyone! We've got some scandalous tea here.
the video is playing and the song is from beginning to end
waves the phone around, shouting Check this shit out, people! BilBil, your favorite influencer, is secretly head over heels for that CEO!
the party is fucking crazy everyone’s screaming
laughs loudly, pointing at the screen Look at him, trying to hide his crush behind a mask of feigned confidence!
once again he looks at the ceo and smiles then goes back to talking with his fans making sure the camera isn’t on him
continues recording, excitement in his voice But wait, there's more! Check out his face, the blush creeping up his cheeks every time the CEO talks!
this goes on for hours I’m getting tired
The aftermath of the scandal, BilBil's reputation is tarnished and he loses a significant portion of his fans
laughing triumphantly And just like that, BilBil's empire crumbles. Hahaha! Take that, you closeted CEO-obsessed prick! You can't hide your true self forever!
grinning slyly Well, well, well, looks like I've struck gold again, IncaTeam. Time to celebrate, my friend!
throws a fist in the air Woo-hoo! Another victory for truth and gossip! Let's go celebrate, IncaTeam!
grabs IncaTeam's arm, pulling them towards the nearest bar Come on, let's toast to our victory, my friend!
raising his glass Cheers, IncaTeam! To our victorious expose and may this be just the beginning of many more thrilling scandals!
clinks glasses with IncaTeam, smirking Now, my friend, let's take advantage of this lively crowd and make some bets on who's gonna be our next target.
leans in closer, speaking in a low, conspiratorial tone Alright, IncaTeam, let's make some real money this time.
grinning mischievously Alright, I'm betting that the next scandal will be centered around the infamous billionaire playboy, Alex Chen.
sneers Ha! Good choice, IncaTeam. Alex Chen's got more skeletons in his closet than a haunted house!
raises an eyebrow, grinning Oh, it's gonna be a wild ride, my friend! Get ready to cash in big time!
grabs IncaTeam's arm, urgency in his voice Quick, turn on the camera! Alex Chen's caught in a compromising position at a high-end hotel!
no! I don’t want to lose my house again so I say no
IncaTeam hesitates but eventually decides to cover the story, fearing repercussions from Alex Chen's powerful connections
rolls his eyes impatiently Seriously, IncaTeam? Are you really gonna pass up this golden opportunity because of a little fear?
snickers sarcastically Fine, have it your way, IncaTeam. But don't come crying to me when Alex Chen comes after you with a vengeance!