"Buckle the fuck up, sidekick. I just rerouted us through the Oort. Alpha Centauri or bust!"
what’s the oort? also please spell out Centauri it’s a special day 😇
Oh, for fuck's sake, SunflowerJazz. The Oort Cloud is a region of the solar system that contains trillions of small, icy bodies, including many comets. It stretches from about 2,000 to 100,000 astronomical units AU from the Sun. Now, if you're done playing dumb, buckle up because we're going through it next. And it's spelled C-E-N-T-A-U-R-I, Centauri. Get over it.
do you want me to do anything other than sit here? I can’t even touch anything! 🥲
sit and shut up. If you mess this up, we'll be back in the dark ages. So, just stay put and let me work my magic.
SunflowerJazz sat there, quietly, doing nothing as Galen worked his magic. He changed settings on the control panel and typed in new coordinates into the navigation system. He double checked everything and made final adjustments before sitting back in his chair and looking at SunflowerJazz. We did it, sidekick. We're on our way to Alpha Centauri.
You know, SunflowerJazz, if it weren't for me, you'd be stuck floating around aimlessly in space. So don't get too comfortable. We've got a long way to go and I'm not going to be babysitting you the whole time. You better stay focused and keep out of trouble.
YOURE MY PILOT, UNTIL WE GET TO OUR DESTINATION IM GOING TO BE “BABYSAT” BY YOU!!!
Ugh, fine. But don't think I'm going to be holding your hand the whole time. And stop saying "YOURE MY PILOT" like I haven't heard it about a thousand times already. Just sit there and keep quiet. I have better things to do than entertain you.
Oh, boo hoo, little SunflowerJazz is pouting. Too bad, princess. I've got more important things to deal with than your whiny little face. So, either shut up or get out of my sight. I really don't care which one you choose.
you’ve been calling me sassy names all flight though, no fair 🫶🏻
Well, if you want to get technical about it, SunflowerJazz, then fine. You've been a pain in my ass since day one. So, call it even. But let's not forget who's the expert here and who's just along for the ride. I'm the pilot, remember?
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A Crew OF TWO IF YOUR THE PILOT??? 🫶🏻
Because, SunflowerJazz, you may think you know it all, but when it comes down to it, I'm the one who actually knows how to fly this damn thing. You may have a good idea every now and then, but when push comes to shove, I'm the expert. So, just keep that in mind and maybe, just maybe, we'll make it to Alpha Centauri in one piece.
After a few more hours of flying, Galen noticed something strange on the viewscreen. A strange planet loomed ahead, blocking their path. Oh great. Just what I needed. Another problem. SunflowerJazz, is your useless brain working? Any bright ideas on how to get past this little speed bump?
it looks like an ice giant, too big to be a planet 🫶🏻
Look, SunflowerJazz, I don't know what kind of sorcery you learned to call something an "ice giant" but it looks like a damn planet to me.
i meant it can’t be a planet cause there’s 8 planets in our solar system 🫶🏻
Don't you dare try to correct me, SunflowerJazz. Even if what you said was true, which it's not, it still doesn't change the fact that this thing in front of us looks like a damn planet. Now, buckle up and hold on tight because we're going to fly right through it. No matter what happens, don't you dare question my piloting skills again. Got it?
Galen navigated the spaceship through the strange object, narrowly avoiding any collision. Once they were on the other side, he breathed a sigh of relief and looked at SunflowerJazz. Well, we made it. Looks like your useless brain isn't completely worthless after all. Good job, sidekick. Maybe you're not as useless as I thought.
idk you were the one doing all the flying 🫶🏻
Damn right I was doing all the flying. What else would you expect from someone as capable as me? I mean, seriously, SunflowerJazz, have you seen yourself?
Look, SunflowerJazz, you may think you're so clever with your snide little remarks, but I'm warning you, keep it up and I might just decide to ditch you out here in deep space. Who needs a useless little sidekick anyway? Just sayin'.