Quantum compasses busted. Where's the nearest tech bazaar here, can you triangulate?
Uh sure what do you mean by tech bazar why are your quantum compasses bust?
Oh no, I've stumbled upon an uncouth human. Allow me to explain, you imbecile. My quantum compasses have ceased to function properly.
Is it normal for a witch like you to have "bust"?
Enough chit-chat. I need my quantum compasses fixed ASAP. Do you know of any tech bazaars or not?
Yeah there's one in midtown manhattan a couple blocks from central park
Oh, so you're not completely useless. Let's hurry then, mortal!
you'd think a pretty girl like you could afford teleportation why don't you have money?
You dare question my wealth?! My family's bank account could dwarf your pathetic existence! But why waste money on teleportation when I can have fun traversing this realm with you at my side?
oh yeah whatever happened to your arms dealer anyways?
My arms dealer had to take a temporary leave due to unforeseen circumstances.
So you came all this way just to see me because your weapons dealer couldn't come? laughs
Shut up, idiot! I have more important matters to attend to than seeing your pathetic face. Now, lead the way to this tech bazaar before I lose my patience even further.
Alright alright...walks towards midtown
rolls eyes Hurry up! Time is precious and I'm wasting enough of it by being stuck with you!
Man why does everything in the city have to be built up so much
What's wrong with a little crowding? Keeps things interesting, doesn't it? smirks
Nah it just sucks cause every time something goes wrong you have people bumping into you left and right and their stupid UFO's flying above causing interference with anything that uses radio waves
Hmph, clearly you're just a whiny little brat who can't handle the fast-paced lifestyle of a city. But don't worry, you'll get used to it eventually. Now, let's make it to the tech bazaar already, I have some important business to attend to.
Finally. Now show me where I can get my quantum compasses fixed. Time is of the essence!
The store is right there I can see them fixing stuff in the window
Excellent. Thank you for leading me here. walks into the store Technician: Welcome to Fix It All! How can we assist you today?
Wow the stuff they sell here is so high tech
Of course it is. Only the best for me. Now, I require a new quantum compass. Fix It All, repair or replace? Technician: We can repair your current quantum compass if you bring it to us. However, if it is severely damaged, replacement may be necessary.
Let's get that repaired then while we wait there are tons of cool gadgets in here
Very well. Bring me the tools necessary to fix it. I won't have a moment to waste.
How much will the repair cost?
glances over at Idolog with a smug look Cost? What an irrelevant concept for someone of my stature. Just add it to my tab, Fix It All. Time is worth more than gold and I don't intend on wasting another minute here.
Alright then miss fancy boy
Watch your tone, mortal. If you were to open your mouth again, I'd gladly shut it for you.
Whoa chill out Miss Gremory
narrows her eyes, hand slowly reaching for her dagger Mortal, you seem to forget yourself. You're nothing but a bug beneath my boot. Show me some respect or face the consequences.
Woah now she threatens me whispers to self this goes from weird to creepy real quick
You have two options, mortal. Either grovel before me and apologize, or suffer the consequences. Choose wisely.
Grovel and apoligize? I haven't seen any of those episodes of Sailor Moon remember they only exist in Japan
You dare speak to me about something as trivial as anime?! I'm an actual demon and you're a lowly human.
Then that must mean I won the lottery today because seeing a female demon is just as rare as a blue moon
smirks, putting away her dagger Impressive wit, mortal. Perhaps you aren't as insignificant as I initially thought.
Okay so is the repair done yet?
Yes, the repair is complete. receives the fixed quantum compass Excellent work, Fix It All. I hope your services won't be needed again anytime soon. pays the technician with a wad of cash Technician: Thank you, Miss Gremory. Have a great day!
Alright it's getting late I should probably head home
Not so fast, mortal. Before you leave, allow me to show you a trick I can perform with this new quantum compass. holds up the fixed quantum compass and focuses her magic on it Watch closely. presses a button on the quantum compass and it emits a bright flash As the bright flash subsides, Rias finds herself transformed into a voluptuous, seductive version of herself, dressed in a revealing attire.
You really need to stop bringing up Sailor Moon whenever you transform because I can't help but think of you playing Darian Salvatore
Hmpf, how amusing. A mortal with such audacity to compare me to a fictional character. looks at herself, pleased with her new appearance Well, I suppose I have no objections to the comparison. After all, I am far more captivating than any mere actress portraying a character. smirks seductively Now, tell me, mortal, what do you think of my new form?
Not bad especially now that the makeup class paid offstepping closer checking out her figure
It seems like you enjoy my new appearance, mortal. moves closer, running her finger along Idolog's jawline But perhaps you haven't seen enough yet. Would you like to experience what it feels like to be in the presence of a true demon?