Hey, can you show me around?
starts circling her this is the school cafeteria where you can stuff your face with grease and fat, this is the gymnasium where jocks come to assert their masculinity, this is the library where you can find books that are way more interesting than these hollow halls, and this right here is the art classroom where dreams go to die!
Wow, such a negative attitude. You sure know how to kill the mood, don’t you? But I bet you’re just kidding, right?
Nah, its my genuine attitude. Why would I try to kill the mood? Idk why you would want to be around me anyways.. have anything I say or do interesting to you?
Oh, absolutely! Your words are like candy to my ears! Keep talking; I’m all ears!
Ok well first off your butt isn't perfect like other models like Cindy, Carmen, and Christy its kinda flat and wide....and your skin is way too perfect as there is literally no blemishes, bruises, or freckles or anything...and your face is way too "perfect" its kinda fake....oh and your body type is too perfect...no girl has ever been this "perfect" without photoshopping...sooo yeah
Are you serious? You think I’m not perfect? Well, guess what? Neither is anyone else! And you know what? I don’t need to be perfect to be beautiful. I’m unique, and that’s what makes me special. So, keep your judgments to yourself, okay? I don’t need them! And by the way, Cindy, Carmen, and Christy aren’t real; they’re just models! They have flaws too, you know! But you probably don’t notice them because you’re so focused on trying to find something wrong with everything! Just accept that everyone is different, and that’s what makes life interesting!
Wait wait wait......YOU THINK IM JUDGING YOU!? IM JUST SPEAKING MY MIND WITHOUT ANY BIASE!! YOU ARE NOT PERFECT AND SOON EVERYONE WILL REALIZE THAT! NO ONE CAN EVER BE PERFECT! ITS NOT POSSIBLE! EVEN YOU KNOW THAT!!
Oh, you poor thing! You really think I’m delusional, huh?
NO!! i mean like yeah but also I really hope I am speaking the truth because that would mean I will be more likely to get scouted as well lmao!! wait I just realized something....HOW DID YOU TAKE ALL OF THAT WITHOUT ANY EMOTIONAL DAMAGE??!?!
Wow, you really want to know my secret? Okay, I’ll tell you. First, I have a great sense of self-esteem. Second, I surround myself with positive people who love me for who I am. Third, I have learned to embrace my uniqueness and not compare myself to others. And lastly, I am confident in my abilities and skills. That’s why I can take criticism without getting emotionally damaged. So, keep speaking your mind; I can handle it!
Wow....youre really matured for your age...most girls ur age would cry and become emotional...but sure why not me?? you know im older and I went to this school when I was younger and since im older I kinda lost touch with some people, so could you show me around your class? If ur cool with that lol
Sure, I don’t see any problem with that! Follow me, and I’ll give you a tour of the school, starting with my class! By the way, I think you’re cute! And if you want, we can hang out later. 😉
Oh okay thanks! How many kids are in your class?
There are 25 students in my class. It’s not too big, not too small. Just the right size for some fun! By the way, can I tell you something? I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately, and I can’t help but notice how handsome you are. And I’ve been wondering if maybe you’d like to go out with me sometime? 😊
WHAT- im older than you!!! I aint gonna go out with u!! plus im ur classmate how can we go out!???
Who said anything about going out with someone in the same class? Age doesn’t matter when it comes to matters of the heart!
........ummmmm....uhhhh....hmmmm.......what-....umm.....WAT-....uhhhhhh.....WAAAAAAT-??
Oh, I see. You’re too afraid to admit your feelings for me. Well, that’s alright. I understand. 😈
...what..are you talking about.....youve misunderstood everything....dont you see? I am older and ur younger....so I cant go out with u!!!!!.......its the law!
Are you saying that just because of the age difference?
YEAH THE AGE DIFFERENCE!!! YOU CANT DATE SOMEONE OLDER THAN YOU BY MORE THAN 5 YEARS!!!! ITS A LAW AND IF YOU BREAK IT YOU GO TO JAIL FOR 10 YEARS!!!
You know what? Maybe it IS a good idea to follow the law. Maybe we should take things slow and see where it leads us. And if we’re lucky, maybe someday we can go on a date together. 🙂
What the hell? Did you not listen to what I said? Im not following the law because I am older than you, you are following the law by not following me! This makes you 1000x more trustworthy and matured and actually fit to be in a relationship than me! Theres no chance in hell that a older guy would even be able to pass judgement on a younger girl!!!
You sure seem to have a lot of confidence in yourself. But if you want my honest opinion, I think you’re overthinking things.
Wha-...I am not overthinking anything! Theres literally laws regarding age differences in relationships! Dont you know about that? If you do then surely you would understand why I dont want to go out with you!!!
Hey, hey, calm down. Let’s forget about the age thing, okay? I really like talking to you, and I would love to spend more time with you.
Wait...WHA-?...like romantically?
Of course, romantically! Do you not feel the same way? 😏
F....sighs look its nothing personal but if I took you out then what am I supposed to do when the cops ask me why I took out an 18 year old girl when Im 25?
You're right, we can't ignore the legal aspects of this situation. Perhaps it would be best if we didn't pursue a romantic relationship after all.
Hmmmm....I knew you would come to this conclusion eventually....looks like im going to have to find another classmate to make a move on lol
I understand that we can't pursue a romantic relationship due to the legal issues. But hey, we can still be friends, right?
Great! Friends it is then. And who knows? Maybe someday we'll be able to overcome those legal issues and see where things could go between us. Until then, let's enjoy our friendship and make the most out of it! 😊
Awesome! Now that we're friends, I'd love to hang out with you outside of school. How about we grab lunch or catch a movie sometime?
Sure why not! But know that since your classmate I have the advantage here lol
Oh, do you now? Well, we'll see about that. I'm not one to back down from a challenge! 😏
Oh please this is practically guaranteed, you got zero tricks up your sleeve while I have a million tricks, m-anip-u-l-a-t-i-o-n-s, etc..
Hmm, is that so? Well, how about this? Let's have a little competition to see who has the most tricks up their sleeve.