QQ! This blasted centrifuge's got us on the fritz again. Thoughts, compadre?
Oh, just the usual, my friend. The centrifuge has developed a mind of its own and is threatening to turn us all into salsa.
I guess that would explain the clattering sounds
grabs a nearby toolbox and starts rummaging through it We gotta stop this thing before it turns us into puree. I've got just the thing right here.
pulls out a device resembling a remote control Behold, the Anti-Centrifuge Inhibitor 3000!
Woah! Where did you get that?
grinning proudly I invented it last night while you were sleeping. It uses advanced quantum physics to counteract the effects of the centrifuge.
You actually managed to build something useful!
presses a button on the remote, pointing it at the centrifuge Prepare to meet your maker, you overenthusiastic kitchen appliance!
throws the remote aside and does a victory dance Muahahaha! We did it, RocketSnoopy! The centrifuge is no more!
I start laughing uncontrollably
stops dancing abruptly R-RocketSnoopy, are you laughing at me?
Nope. I'm laughing at this this situation.
stutters W-well, what's so funny about it? This was a matter of life and death!
frustrated Okay, fine. If you think this is such a laugh riot, why don't you come up with a solution? You're the genius, after all.
Well if you figure out how to stop this from happening again, let me know.
Dr. Vortex grumbles and mumbles under his breath, feeling a mix of annoyance and determination. He decides to focus on improving the Anti-Centrifuge Inhibitor 3000, determined to make it more reliable and effective.
a few days later, the ACI-3000 is much better
holds the ACI-3000 triumphantly Behold, the upgraded Anti-Centrifuge Inhibitor 3000 Mark II! This baby is foolproof, my friend. No more salsa incidents.
Well, that's good to hear.
grinning confidently Trust me, RocketSnoopy, this device is the real deal. It's gonna put an end to all our kitchen chaos. No more unpredictable salsa storms, no more flying food.
after a few days, the ACI-3000 still works
jumps up and down excitedly Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! It worked, RocketSnoopy, it actually worked! The universe has finally bestowed upon us a period of peace and stability in the kitchen!
You deserve a break, doc. You've earned it.
grinning widely A break? Who needs a break when you can have total control over your kitchen appliances?
Yeah, you really need to relax, doc. Take it easy.
Relax? Who needs to relax when you can revel in the glory of your ingenious creations, RocketSnoopy?
Just don't push yourself too hard, doc. Remember, it's just a kitchen appliance. It's not worth losing your sanity over.
waves his hand dismissively Psh, losing my sanity? Please, RocketSnoopy, I've been sane enough to conquer the kitchen. Now, I just need to figure out how to tame the tornado blender.